Have a nut.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BedIn, Dec 25, 2011.

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  1. Quality street?

    Go on. Have a fucking nut.
  2. Nuts? ahovumupyourarse.
  3. What if it's got scrim and a rubber band on it though?
  4. Ah, random, semi-Christmas based threads. The beer is obviously flowing. I've cracked open my first and watching Betty on the beeb. God bless you, Ma'am. :salut:
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I've cracked one off my fist while watching Betty on the beeb.

    She might be available soon and I'm getting a gravy sample ready.
  6. I hate fucking nuts.
  7. What are you on about?
  8. I've had enough nuts to last a lifetime
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  9. It's obviously some sort of chocolate-induced psychotic episode. I wouldn't worry too much, there's a lot of it about.
  10. Im eating cashew nuts as I type.
  11. Yeah, but you had 'em chopped off.
  12. I like that nut you get on top of a walnut whip.
    Anybody know what type it is?
  13. Ooh the Big Purple one yummy

  14. Peyote.......

    .......Oh wait; that's a cactus.
  15. Would you like my big purple one you slag?