Young couple buy a house, which turns out to be haunted, so they sue the former owners for not telling them beforehand. The Judge is summing up the case and says "members of the jury have any of you ever seen a ghost?" Little old wino at the back of court stands up and says " I've not only seen one your honour, I've made love to one!" The judge is amazed, and says "you mean to tell me youve made love to a GHOST?" The wino says "Oh, sorry your honour, I thought you said a GOAT!"