Whenever I come back from ops, or any long time away from Mrs Slopes, I'm always slightly apprehensive as night time, and beddy byes, approaches. This is because Mrs Slopes needs her lovin', but in spite of my best intentions to demonstrate what a gentle and thoughful lover I can be, I end up thrashing her all over the house - visions of burning Vietnamese villages in my head. Is this normal behaviour? Am I just a victim of too many tours, or am I simply just a mugger with a hardon? Your thoughts, please?