Spotted this geezer outside a cinema, 'The Grande DeLuxe Empire Royal' in a small mining village in Durham. He was offering seats in all places from 1/6d to half a crown. Has to be a walt. Far too old to be a serving para, and all that stuff on his chest; milk bottle tops, surely. And he hasn't even got a proper para badge. I know because I once knew a bloke who had a cousin who went to school with a lad whose father used to deliver milk to a shop in Aldershot.