Has to be Mr Mitty

old_fat_and_hairy

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Spotted this geezer outside a cinema, 'The Grande DeLuxe Empire Royal' in a small mining village in Durham. He was offering seats in all places from 1/6d to half a crown.

Has to be a walt. Far too old to be a serving para, and all that stuff on his chest; milk bottle tops, surely.

And he hasn't even got a proper para badge. I know because I once knew a bloke who had a cousin who went to school with a lad whose father used to deliver milk to a shop in Aldershot.
 
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Spotted this geezer outside a cinema, 'The Grande DeLuxe Empire Royal' in a small mining village in Durham. He was offering seats in all places from 1/6d to half a crown.

Has to be a walt. Far too old to be a serving para, and all that stuff on his chest; milk bottle tops, surely.

And he hasn't even got a proper para badge. I know because I once knew a bloke who had a cousin who went to school with a lad whose father used to deliver milk to a shop in Aldershot.
You've fucked it now fella.

Expect the death star to loom over your house pretty soon.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
I know. How do they think they can get away with it? Bound to be some genuine squaddy who would blow the whistle!
 
#11
He denied having plastic surgery.

It was later revealed it was to get the lead role in Peter Pan.
I heard he had a thing about the film - 'A Man For All Seasons' and wanted to look like the actor Paul Schofield.
 
#12
He was auditioning for the role of 'Darth Sidious' in the latest Star Wars franchise and had the surgery done as he was too scary and unbelievable for the role.

Sadly, despite the surgery he was beaten to the role by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI.
 

B_AND_T

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#14
can you tell me how's it's possible
Yes! It's done by a combination of your vocal cords and forming words by the shape of your tongue and lips.

Quite easy to master.

Unless your Stephen Hawking.
 

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#17
Its pretty simple, just go up to him and say ""can I have your number?"
Just beware, he might reply "Of course you can sweetie" and give you his mobile.
 
#19
its ok you can talk to god as much as you like,,,its when her talks to you they lock you away
 
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Spotted this geezer outside a cinema, 'The Grande DeLuxe Empire Royal' in a small mining village in Durham. He was offering seats in all places from 1/6d to half a crown.

Has to be a walt. Far too old to be a serving para, and all that stuff on his chest; milk bottle tops, surely.

And he hasn't even got a proper para badge. I know because I once knew a bloke who had a cousin who went to school with a lad whose father used to deliver milk to a shop in Aldershot.

Rumour has it, that he is an Arrse member!

So wash your mouth out you disrespectful Old Fat & Hairy Knacker!

POD is watching!!!!!!
 

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