Has the Swann finally flown the nest?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by pombsen-armchair-warrior, Sep 30, 2008.

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  1. It is nearly 2 years since the Deepcut thread folded. One of the key participants in this thread, although he added very little of worth, was dear Frank Swann, ballistics expert, forensic investigator supreme, and all-round nice guy.

    Anybody know what he's currently up to, or has he gone into permanent retirement?
     
  2. He shot himself.
     
  3. Whilst testing out one of his theories.
     
  4. I heard he shot himself in the back 15 times
     
  5. We'll never know because the weapon has been cleaned, the Armoury log sheet shredded and his clothes burned. Also everyone elso who was nearby has been minced up and fed to the fishes (ok I made some of this up-the mincer is broke-they were fed whole)