Has somebody here formed a band since they left the army?

Saw this in a pub in London last night:


C'mon, it's got to be one of you!
Cricklewood area?

There's a large Japanese community based around there.
Nah, just near The City (Middlesex Street). Had a meeting/lunch near there, which was good as it allowed me to see the poppies at the tower after :)


Between the endless 'Cool Gang' arguments, mind numbingly boring SLR jokes and the outpourings of the broken headed conspiracy theorists every now and then ARRSE comes up trumps. No pun intended.

I particularly like the catchy little number 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.

Cheers OP.
After seeing the title ' i sucked off a guy and didnt like it ' i think we can safely eliminate one member of ARRSE from suspicion of being a part of this group.
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you can't beat such classics as 'fucksticks', 'Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids' and who can forget his 'Michael Jackson tribute'?
I eagerly await them doing a gig at the West End Centre in Aldershot.

Their discography certainly has a few ARRSE-themed tracks.
Kunt and the Gang is a solo act. One bloke singing to a backing track. I saw him a few years ago at the Blackpool Punk festival. Not to be taken too seriously.

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