I just saw Top Gear and the Star-in-the-reasonably-priced-car was Will Young. To my dismay my Hero, Mr Jeremy Clarkson esq practically started chatting up that poof and was soon discussing throw pillows and interior design with Young agreeing and getting visibly aroused by Mr Bear Clarkson! They want to do a bloody show on interior architecture for godsakes! Young has found his sugardaddy, but we've lost our leading light and last semblance of positive Male Role Model and masculinity on the Telly! Is Clarkson what the Germans refer to as a 'Klemmschwester'? Is he now one of those middleaged men who visit layby's on motorways for a bit of buggering before going back to the missus with a sore arrse? Do we need to find a new rolemodel? Who will save us from Broon now? Damn! My world is in shambles!