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Has EODMat gone swimming

I hope everybody has a good laugh when I die - no doubt due to some Tory-MP-Esque sex accident.
Auto erotic asphyxiation, kettleflex round your neck an apple in your mouth, jaffa orange inserted in anus and a peg on your nose, is hardly an accident,Tory-MP-esque or not!

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