Has EODMat gone swimming

#2
He mine sweeps with the fishes :wink:
 
#7
He was recreational diving (sub aqua), got nitrogen narcosis, repeatedly spat his demand valve out and subsequently died due to drowning.
 
#9
What a shellfish bastard! He should have told us,not just clammed up like that!
As the upside-down convicts would say, don't come the raw prawn.
 
#10
As the upside-down convicts would say, don't come the raw prawn.
That's alright cockle.
I just hope no one pulls a mussel fishing him out!
Especially if it's the Crabs who're doing it.
 
#12
I hope everybody has a good laugh when I die - no doubt due to some Tory-MP-Esque sex accident.
Auto erotic asphyxiation, kettleflex round your neck an apple in your mouth, jaffa orange inserted in anus and a peg on your nose, is hardly an accident,Tory-MP-esque or not!
 

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