Has EODMat gone swimming

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JT0475, Jul 22, 2013.

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  1. He mine sweeps with the fishes :wink:
     
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  2. He must be brown bread, he used to post all the time.
     
  3. Died in a whelking accident, poor chap.
     
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  4. Seriously?

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  5. What a shellfish bastard! He should have told us,not just clammed up like that!
     
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  6. He was recreational diving (sub aqua), got nitrogen narcosis, repeatedly spat his demand valve out and subsequently died due to drowning.
     
  7. That'll be another of my missing threads then. Yup whelking accident.
     
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  8. As the upside-down convicts would say, don't come the raw prawn.
     
  9. That's alright cockle.
    I just hope no one pulls a mussel fishing him out!
    Especially if it's the Crabs who're doing it.
     
  10. I hope everybody has a good laugh when I die - no doubt due to some Tory-MP-Esque sex accident.
     
  11. Auto erotic asphyxiation, kettleflex round your neck an apple in your mouth, jaffa orange inserted in anus and a peg on your nose, is hardly an accident,Tory-MP-esque or not!
     
  12. One orange? Poof.
     
  13. Did someone need a Northface bag?
     
  14. I'll await DLs answer with bated breath.