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RAF mover manning a baggage x ray machine at Split airport

"You have a pistol in your bag"

"correct"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian!"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian Sir"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian siiiir"

"it is. Only you cant see that because of the X Ray"

"It has to go in the hold"

"It didn't get here in the hold"

"How did it get here"

"How did it get here Sir"

"How did it get here Siiiir"

"In my pocket"

"Well it needs to go in the hold"

"Sir"

"Siiir...."

Some time later standing looking at an empty carousel in Brize.

"Excuse me Corporal are you in charge?"

"Yup"

"I will settle for a Yes Sir if that's OK Corporal. Now, where is my pistol?"

"Should be in your baggage......Sir"

An hour later and a dig around in the bowels of the tristar I am reunited with my pistol and heading home.
 
Interesting that you know I served as an officer, and that I was an Adjutant.

What was your previous account name? Why did you abandon it?

I knew you have claimed to have been an officer and Adj as you've posted about it on this very site, I only remember it as I'm sure I've read it recently.
 

mad_collie

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RAF mover manning a baggage x ray machine at Split airport

"You have a pistol in your bag"

"correct"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian!"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian Sir"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian siiiir"

"it is. Only you cant see that because of the X Ray"

"It has to go in the hold"

"It didn't get here in the hold"

"How did it get here"

"How did it get here Sir"

"How did it get here Siiiir"

"In my pocket"

"Well it needs to go in the hold"

"Sir"

"Siiir...."

Some time later standing looking at an empty carousel in Brize.

"Excuse me Corporal are you in charge?"

"Yup"

"I will settle for a Yes Sir if that's OK Corporal. Now, where is my pistol?"

"Should be in your baggage......Sir"

An hour later and a dig around in the bowels of the tristar I am reunited with my pistol and heading home.
Cool story Bro.

However, putting a chopsy RAF mover in his place wont win you any bravery awards.
 

Smeggers

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So, is CTCRM still at Lympstone?
Do Royal Signals personnel have to attend if they are posted to 3 Commando Brigade HQ &Signal Squadron?
Do you still have to do the underwater tunnel?
 

StBob072

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You're rather punchy and informed for someone who's just joined the site. Whose sock are you?

There's a hint of porridge gun about it. But ... nah, can't quite put my finger on it ...
 

Smeggers

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Try a nickname for the Royal Corps of Signals (taps side of nose, dislodged a bogey into his tea and drinks it)
No, I'm wrong on that! My mistake, apologies twimc.
 
Again, I’ll send you an email from my work account mate. Send me your email address.

I’m in CTC until Friday you clown!
There's a £13bn defence 'black hole' with serious cuts coming and Maj. Gen. Holmes has nothing better to do than sit around concocting piss poor erotic novellas. Don't give up the day job Matty.
 

Smeggers

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There's a hint of porridge gun about it. But ... nah, can't quite put my finger on it ...
Smells very much like shockwave.
 
There's a £13bn defence 'black hole' with serious cuts coming and Maj. Gen. Holmes has nothing better to do than sit around concocting piss poor erotic novellas. Don't give up the day job Matty.
I thought Maj Gen John Holmes has been retired now for a couple of decades and has been earning big bucks in the Defence and Security industry.
 

Polyester

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RAF mover manning a baggage x ray machine at Split airport

"You have a pistol in your bag"

"correct"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian!"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian Sir"

"Its supposed to be wrapped in hessian siiiir"

"it is. Only you cant see that because of the X Ray"

"It has to go in the hold"

"It didn't get here in the hold"

"How did it get here"

"How did it get here Sir"

"How did it get here Siiiir"

"In my pocket"

"Well it needs to go in the hold"

"Sir"

"Siiir...."

Some time later standing looking at an empty carousel in Brize.

"Excuse me Corporal are you in charge?"

"Yup"

"I will settle for a Yes Sir if that's OK Corporal. Now, where is my pistol?"

"Should be in your baggage......Sir"

An hour later and a dig around in the bowels of the tristar I am reunited with my pistol and heading home.
I’m in no way doubting the veracity of this tale but this has to be a mover/copper/rock ape thing. I, (like many other crab techs etc) interacted with the Officers and men of all three services completely professionally and without drama. I can’t recall one single event where that kind of behaviour was displayed or tolerated. It’s a shame to hear that it went on.
 
I’m in no way doubting the veracity of this tale but this has to be a mover/copper/rock ape thing. I, (like many other crab techs etc) interacted with the Officers and men of all three services completely professionally and without drama. I can’t recall one single event where that kind of behaviour was displayed or tolerated. It’s a shame to hear that it went on.
On far more more than one occasion.
 

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