This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
All of the above, granted. Hence threads moved to the NAAFI. They did not, however, belong here. A polite pm was sent and rodded off. I also believe it was a regular. No doubt therefore, a new incarnation will be back being satirical near you, hopefully with a fresh start, it wont end up in here being deleted / locked / moved.