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Has anyone seen my C***?

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun




Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis


Now, all that remains of the monument is a small stump and some wood chips.
 
Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun




Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

I cannot tell a lie... she nicked it:

butt.jpeg
 
If you find it could you have a cast around for my balls? You never know.
 
Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun




Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis
The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
I suspect @jarrod248 has stolen it, not for his personal use, but for a presentation to "whoever*" wins SPOTY 2020


*@Bravo_Bravo can expect a colossal and not entirely surprising delivery in the new year
 
The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.

Could the cock have got wild on Wank Mountain near Garmisch-Partenkirchen in Bavaria?

As the review of Wank Mountains says "Share the experience with your partner"
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
I thought Mike Hunt had gone missing again.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun




Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis
The Romanian Pikeys nicked it
its in Romania Now
 
I used to be the owner of a big black cock that was always keeping the chicks under control but I lost him in the divorce.

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The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.
The phallic statue still has traces of your faecal matter under the helmet rim.
 
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