Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun
Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark
The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.
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Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis
Now, all that remains of the monument is a small stump and some wood chips.