Has anyone seen my C***?

[theoriginalphantom]

Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

Now, all that remains of the monument is a small stump and some wood chips.

 

[bigeye]

Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

I cannot tell a lie... she nicked it:

 

[Accidental_discharge]

Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

I see your Ivor Biggun, and raise you King Kurt

.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I cannot tell a lie... she nicked it:

View attachment 525388

well I'm clearly not getting it back any time soon. If ever

 

[Egg on Leggs]

Try here.

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[dingerr]

If you find it could you have a cast around for my balls? You never know.

 

[A signaller]

Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I suspect @jarrod248 has stolen it, not for his personal use, but for a presentation to "whoever*" wins SPOTY 2020


*@Bravo_Bravo can expect a colossal and not entirely surprising delivery in the new year

 

[triggerigger]

I see your Ivor Biggun, and raise you King KurtView attachment 525390.

Back on the dole next year

 

[lokiuk]

The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.

Could the cock have got wild on Wank Mountain near Garmisch-Partenkirchen in Bavaria?

As the review of Wank Mountains says "Share the experience with your partner"

 

[StBob072]

I thought Mike Hunt had gone missing again.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Well, it isn't mine. but it is missing.
and it isn't the one being sung about by Ivor Biggun

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.co.uk

Forget mysterious sculptures appearing in the desert, this is a (missing) 6 and a half foot wooden penis

The Romanian Pikeys nicked it
its in Romania Now

Mysterious monolith found in Romania - days after a similar one vanished in Utah

People have speculated whether the monoliths are linked as they bear a close resemblance to each other.

news.sky.com

 

[Accidental_discharge]

I thought Mike Hunt had gone missing again.

I can help you look for it.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I can help you look for it.

Follow your nose

 

[lokiuk]

Follow your nose

Something smells fishy about that suggestion

 

[wilfred]

I used to be the owner of a big black cock that was always keeping the chicks under control but I lost him in the divorce.

Sent from my SM-T510 using Tapatalk

 

[Accidental_discharge]

Follow your nose

Made me think of Hull when the wind blows from the SW.

 

[anglo]

Made me think of Hull when the wind blows from the SW.

Or Grimsby

 

[Badger_Heed]

The Grunten mountain, and its slopes was-is one of the main series of ski slopes used by BAOR in "Ex snow queen" between 1962-1982. I understand that a few units still use that region for winter sports, and summer jollys, It is quite feasible that a few of our lads, after a few Stotler beers, the local brew, could have removed it just for shits and giggles, During my 5 seasons tenure as a PSI on snow queen, all sorts of stunts and devilment was perpetuated by the lads, just to piss off the local boxheads.

The phallic statue still has traces of your faecal matter under the helmet rim.