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Has anyone seen JC?

#1
It may have been done before and if so....I really dont care.

Do you know that song?

It starts;

"Six foot two eye's of blue, has anybody seen JC,JCJCJC, not since easter monday, riding on a donkey has anybody seen JC"

It has lots of verses and I would like to know them as I got drunk at a family thing the other day and decided to sing it but realised I could only remember one verse, which I sang over and over due to the alcomahol.

So, add your verses please.
 
#4
well that ends this thread, cheers Gooney

Anybody Seen J C ?
Chorus
Has anybody seen J C
J C, J C, J C, J C.
Not since Easter Monday,
Riding on a Donkey.
Has anybody seen J C
J C, J C, J C, J C

Virgin born, head of thorn
Resurrects the dead at dawn

That J C, he’s devine
Changes water into wine.

Virgin Mary, She’s the most
She’s been fuck by the Hole Ghost

Cleans up temples it is said
Raises spastics from their bed

J C, He’s so cool
Boogies across my swimming pool

Took three loaves and five fish
Feed five thousand piece of piss

Lots of songs, raises cheers,
In the charts two thousand years

Holes in hands, Holes in Feet,
Carries his cross down the street,

Holy Ghost, He’s the most,
Gets them pissed on wine and toast,

Banished fear and gave us hope,
Went one better than the Pope,

Love he gave, faith he took,
Still the Worlds best selling book,

Save our souls, fun we poke,
Sorry God its just a joke.

J C stands five foot nine,
Plays scrum half for Palestine.

Arms out wide, feet are tied,
It’s hard to boogie when your crucified.
 
#10
Jesus Christ, mate of mine
Plays left back for Palestine.

Pontious Pilate he's the boss.
"Get back on that Fcuking cross!"

Always good, he never lied,
the stupid cnut was crucified.
 

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