Has anybody seen JC....

#1
wakado wakado wakado
not since easter sunday,
riding on his donkey,
has anybody seen JC
wakado wakado wakado....................
 
#2
Feet together,
arms out wide,
it's hard to boogy when your crucified,

has anybody seen JC.
wakado wakado wakado
not since easter sunday,
riding on a donkey,
has anybody seen JC,
wakado wakado wakado
 
#3
Think I saw him selling the Big Issue last week in Bournemouth
 
#7
Ronnie8781 said:
did you used to work in chicago in a department store as well??
Ronnie - He doesn't work there any more. Some customer service issues, I heard

msr
 
#8
5-foot 9 and he's divine,
he turns water into wine.
Has anybody seen JC?
Mother Mary she's the most,
she got screwed by the Holy Ghost.
Has anybody seen JC?
He's so neat, he's so cool,
walked across my swimming pool.

They all crack me up!
You getting ready for Army Navy then or what?
 
#9
cheers for those I am having huge problems remembering any of them but you are helping!!

I would love to go to the army navy match but I need to get some funds together as I have just moved house!
 
U

uncle_ho

Guest
#11
He is Jesus, He is so cool,
walked across my swimming pool

Has anybody seen JC ?

JC,JC,JC

Holes in his hands,
Holes in his feet,
He carried his cross right up the street.....
 
U

uncle_ho

Guest
#13
you got me there !
de da de da dee da dum
dum dum dum dum dum dee daa
de de de de de de da dee..eee.e

any help ?
 
#14
Chorus

Has anybody seen J C
Not since Easter Monday,
Riding on a Donkey.
Has anybody seen J C

Virgin born, head of thorn
Resurrects the dead at dawn

Jesus Christ, he’s divine
Changes water into wine.

Virgin Mary, She’s the most
She’s been fcuked by the Holy Ghost

Cleans up temples it is said
Raises spastics from their bed

Jesus Christ, He’s so cool
Waked across my swimming pool

Took three loaves and five fish
Fed five thousand piece of piss

Lots of songs, raises cheers,
In the charts two thousand years

Holes in hands, Holes in Feet,
Carries his cross down the street,

Holy Ghost, He’s the most,
Gets them pissed on wine and toast,

Banished fear and gave us hope,
Went one better than the Pope,

Love he gave, faith he took,
Still the Worlds best selling book,

Save our souls, fun we poke,
Sorry God its just a joke.

Jesus Christ stands five foot nine,
Plays scrum half for Palestine.

Arms out wide, feet are tied,
It’s hard to boogie when your crucified.



God rest your souls you blasphemous bunch :roll:
 
#15
Pontious Pilot, he’s the boss
Get back on that F*cking cross

Even at football, he’s devine
Plays number 9 for Palestine
 
#17
Ronnie8781 said:
did you used to work in chicago in a department store as well??

I used to work in Chicago's an old department store
I used to work in Chicago's I dont work there no more
A woman came in for a kit kat, a kit kat from the store
Kit kat she wanted four fingers she got, I dont work there no more
Hey

Also
Glass she wanted pain she got

Butter she wanted spread she got

theres others but those three i can remember
And thanks to PRIAM for the other bits, it brings back some megga memories of the falklands in 91, building the swimming pool and then getting drunk in the bar
:D :D :D
 
#18
HEART_STOPPER said:
Ronnie8781 said:
did you used to work in chicago in a department store as well??
theres others but those three i can remember
And thanks to PRIAM for the other bits, it brings back some megga memories of the falklands in 91, building the swimming pool and then getting drunk in the bar
:D :D :D
can't remember you ever working :!: :!: :!: :!:

getting drunk yes...........................working :?: :wink: :?: :wink: :?: :wink: :?: :wink:
 
#19
Jesus Christ, he’s divine
Changes water into wine.
...............

Oh JC what a queer
should of turned into beer
...............

Feet together arms out wide
hard to boogie when your crucified
...............

(and one for the Corps(No pun))

Oh JC he's so great
he's the OTCs best mate
 
#20
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
HEART_STOPPER said:
Ronnie8781 said:
did you used to work in chicago in a department store as well??
theres others but those three i can remember
And thanks to PRIAM for the other bits, it brings back some megga memories of the falklands in 91, building the swimming pool and then getting drunk in the bar
:D :D :D
can't remember you ever working :!: :!: :!: :!:

getting drunk yes...........................working :?: :wink: :?: :wink: :?: :wink: :?: :wink:


well only on special occasions :twisted: work that is,
to get drunk i'll take my quote from Shakira "Whenever Where ever" :lol: :lol:
 

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