Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by cowswithguns, Aug 12, 2013.

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  1. Police have confirmed that a man has just been arrested in North Yorkshire after falling into a combined harvester whilst trying to steal it.

    He is due to be bailed later
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  2. How sad. He must be in bits.
  3. That really is the last straw......
  4. He deserves a good threshing...
  5. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    It's a fair crop.
  6. Goes a bit against the grain though.
  7. Sorts the wheat from the chaff.
  8. He said with a rye smile...
  9. Will he do Porridge
  10. Hay! Just stop all the corny puns.
  11. Sorry, I can barley understand you.
  12. He's lucky that he's not Brown Bread.
  13. I think that I malt be out of comebacks.
  14. He's apparently going to get flailed, not bailed.
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  15. He's destined for the oven.