Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE

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As mentioned elsewhere, JK Rowling’s new crime novel "The Cuckoo's Calling" mentions ARRSE.

What if she wrote a new Harry Potter - "Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE"? Which ARRSE'rs would play which book characters?

GoodCO - Dumbledore, obviously.
Jarrod - Prof. Snape?
MarkinTime - sounds like he'd do for Uncle Vernon
Voldemort - Mumsnet

Who else - we need Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hagrid, Prof. McGonegal, Malfoy (senior and junior), Crabbe, Goyle, etc.
 
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I've read a few of the books but don't recall any rapists, ladyboys or enough old soaks to keep AA in business for a millennia.
 
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The only thing of interest in this thread is that a grown man is confessing an interest in books written for children. Did you learn them as part of your grooming technique, or are you genuinely a case of arrested development?
 
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The only thing of interest in this thread is that a grown man is confessing an interest in books written for children. Did you learn them as part of your grooming technique, or are you genuinely a case of arrested development?
Both, plus having a sprog.

Fancy a Werthers?
 
#7
Fucking Harry Potter?

What about something more fitting, like "Debbie does Dallarrse"? Who would play Debbie?
 
#9
How about a remake of the Awakening - The Arrsening?
 
#10
No, what about having one of the Harry Potter books re-printed and substituting the names for those of Arrsers? Now that would be hilariArrse!

Or, cos I m shit-bored, we could make up new Harry Potter titles, a sort of Word Association if you will, I ll start us off with:

"Harry Potter and the search for Bravo Bravos Medals"

Your turn, fun this isnt it!
 
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Hmm, "Harry Potter and the Sportsman's Double" in which Ginny Weasley and Mrs Weasley take Harry upstairs to see what what he can really do with his magic wand.
 
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As mentioned elsewhere, JK Rowling’s new crime novel "The Cuckoo's Calling" mentions ARRSE.

What if she wrote a new Harry Potter - "Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE"? Which ARRSE'rs would play which book characters?

GoodCO - Dumbledore, obviously.
Jarrod - Prof. Snape?
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You do realise Dumbledore enjoyed the veiny treat don't you?
 
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As mentioned elsewhere, JK Rowling’s new crime novel "The Cuckoo's Calling" mentions ARRSE.

What if she wrote a new Harry Potter - "Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE"? Which ARRSE'rs would play which book characters?

GoodCO - Dumbledore, obviously.
Jarrod - Prof. Snape?
MarkinTime - sounds like he'd do for Uncle Vernon
Voldemort - Mumsnet

Who else - we need Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hagrid, Prof. McGonegal, Malfoy (senior and junior), Crabbe, Goyle, etc.
More to the point Joe, I think we need to establish which Arrsers are in which house:

Slytherin - all the nasty basterds and keyboard cowboys
Hufflepuff - the pleasant but ineffectual ones who no-one notices
Ravenclaw - the oh-so-clever intellectuals
Gryffindor - the all round good eggs with a bit of humour and something to say.

(Yes I am a sad twat who reads kids' books - but not for a long time I might add)
:)
 
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