Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE

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  1. As mentioned elsewhere, JK Rowling’s new crime novel "The Cuckoo's Calling" mentions ARRSE.

    What if she wrote a new Harry Potter - "Harry Potter and the Legion of ARRSE"? Which ARRSE'rs would play which book characters?

    GoodCO - Dumbledore, obviously.
    Jarrod - Prof. Snape?
    MarkinTime - sounds like he'd do for Uncle Vernon
    Voldemort - Mumsnet

    Who else - we need Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hagrid, Prof. McGonegal, Malfoy (senior and junior), Crabbe, Goyle, etc.
     
  2. And this one time at band camp..
     
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  3. I've read a few of the books but don't recall any rapists, ladyboys or enough old soaks to keep AA in business for a millennia.
     
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  4. No dear, that's "American Pie".
     
  5. The only thing of interest in this thread is that a grown man is confessing an interest in books written for children. Did you learn them as part of your grooming technique, or are you genuinely a case of arrested development?
     
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  6. Both, plus having a sprog.

    Fancy a Werthers?
     
  7. Fucking Harry Potter?

    What about something more fitting, like "Debbie does Dallarrse"? Who would play Debbie?
     
  8. As is this is the Arrse version it has to be The Snail!
     
  9. How about a remake of the Awakening - The Arrsening?
     
  10. No, what about having one of the Harry Potter books re-printed and substituting the names for those of Arrsers? Now that would be hilariArrse!

    Or, cos I m shit-bored, we could make up new Harry Potter titles, a sort of Word Association if you will, I ll start us off with:

    "Harry Potter and the search for Bravo Bravos Medals"

    Your turn, fun this isnt it!
     
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  11. ^ Harry Potter and the Balcony.
     
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  12. Shouldn't the be "Harry Potter and the Infinite Balcony"?
     
  13. Harry Potter and the Colour of the Boathouse
     
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  14. Hmm, "Harry Potter and the Sportsman's Double" in which Ginny Weasley and Mrs Weasley take Harry upstairs to see what what he can really do with his magic wand.
     
  15. You do realise Dumbledore enjoyed the veiny treat don't you?
     
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