I can tell him what went wrong - he got her mother up the duff!Ooops!
A documentary, not a film.
Meghan Markle's estranged father Thomas Markle says he's making a documentary to 'figure out what went wrong' between them
(and others). Thank you. I shall use that to annoy people in the space-time continuum. And possibly The Times.My work here is done.
Ah, Piers 'Let bygones be bygones' Morgan. That Piers?It's a pity we no longer trial by peers.
I'm not sure Megs would fair well in front of the 16th Earl Havers, the Marquess Colonel de Hulme Fothergill and Lady Ravens Bog du Loo.
Although trial by Piers would be equally good...