Harry and Megan: How long will it last?

[diverman]

Somehow I feel the telephone will be silent. Can you imagine, the scene, Big Mike will be there keeping the peace, between the puppet and his mistress and the PssoW and the Princess Royal. Give him his lunch in a dog bowl.

Prince Harry and Meghan ‘happy to accept’ a Christmas invite from King

Sources say ‘highly unlikely’ Sussexes would turn down any offer despite strained relationship over the past year

www.telegraph.co.uk

Prince Harry and Meghan 'want to join royals for Christmas' with one condition

"I can't imagine the Sussexes would decline an invitation to spend time with His Majesty," said one source.

www.express.co.uk

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Somehow I feel the telephone will be silent. Can you imagine, the scene, Big Mike will be there keeping the peace, between the puppet and his mistress and the PssoW and the Princess Royal. Give him his lunch in a dog bowl.

Prince Harry and Meghan ‘happy to accept’ a Christmas invite from King

Sources say ‘highly unlikely’ Sussexes would turn down any offer despite strained relationship over the past year

www.telegraph.co.uk

Prince Harry and Meghan 'want to join royals for Christmas' with one condition

"I can't imagine the Sussexes would decline an invitation to spend time with His Majesty," said one source.

www.express.co.uk

We're desperate. Please invite us.

We promise not to record or photograph anything and publicise it afterwards.

Please, please, pretty please? With a tiara on top?

 

[Scaley Albereto]

Somehow I feel the telephone will be silent. Can you imagine, the scene, Big Mike will be there keeping the peace, between the puppet and his mistress and the PssoW and the Princess Royal. Give him his lunch in a dog bowl.

Prince Harry and Meghan ‘happy to accept’ a Christmas invite from King

Sources say ‘highly unlikely’ Sussexes would turn down any offer despite strained relationship over the past year

www.telegraph.co.uk

Prince Harry and Meghan 'want to join royals for Christmas' with one condition

"I can't imagine the Sussexes would decline an invitation to spend time with His Majesty," said one source.

www.express.co.uk

Translated as "we're fcuking desperate, running out of cash & options at lightening speed"

I wonder if the deputy governor of the Pitcairn Islands post is still available for the malodorous cretin?

 

[fairmaidofperth]

Somehow I feel the telephone will be silent. Can you imagine, the scene, Big Mike will be there keeping the peace, between the puppet and his mistress and the PssoW and the Princess Royal. Give him his lunch in a dog bowl.

Prince Harry and Meghan ‘happy to accept’ a Christmas invite from King

Sources say ‘highly unlikely’ Sussexes would turn down any offer despite strained relationship over the past year

www.telegraph.co.uk

Prince Harry and Meghan 'want to join royals for Christmas' with one condition

"I can't imagine the Sussexes would decline an invitation to spend time with His Majesty," said one source.

www.express.co.uk

KCIII should also invite Markle Senior. Surpriiiise!!!

Not going to happen. Bit late to find suitable rent-a-kids with passports.

 

[shopgirl]

I'll just leave this here. It appears they now need someone to try to push her off the stage

Meghan Markle awkwardly interrupted at glitzy LA gala

The former actress, 42, took to Variety's Power of Women event in Los Angeles yesterday, and photographers were eager to get the perfect shot of her sleek evening look.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[lokiuk]

Translated as "we're fcuking desperate, running out of cash & options at lightening speed"

I wonder if the deputy governor of the Pitcairn Islands post is still available for the malodorous cretin?

She's too old to be a yacht girl now, but Live Jasmin or Only Fans could raise some funds

Harry could get revenue from Pet Stores by advertising dog bowls

 

[lokiuk]

I'll just leave this here. It appears they now need someone to try to push her off the stage

Meghan Markle awkwardly interrupted at glitzy LA gala

The former actress, 42, took to Variety's Power of Women event in Los Angeles yesterday, and photographers were eager to get the perfect shot of her sleek evening look.

www.dailymail.co.uk

She'll presumably try and gatecrash the Met Gala next, can't see them giving her an invite

 

[Londo]

I'll just leave this here. It appears they now need someone to try to push her off the stage

Meghan Markle awkwardly interrupted at glitzy LA gala

The former actress, 42, took to Variety's Power of Women event in Los Angeles yesterday, and photographers were eager to get the perfect shot of her sleek evening look.

www.dailymail.co.uk

She would never leave otherwise

 

[macsua..]

Translated as "we're fcuking desperate, running out of cash & options at lightening speed"

I wonder if the deputy governor of the Pitcairn Islands post is still available for the malodorous cretin?

That guano won't scrape itself, you know . . .

 

[Jammy66]

I'll just leave this here. It appears they now need someone to try to push her off the stage

Meghan Markle awkwardly interrupted at glitzy LA gala

The former actress, 42, took to Variety's Power of Women event in Los Angeles yesterday, and photographers were eager to get the perfect shot of her sleek evening look.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Says the woman trying to move her on was a friend. I doubt they're a friend any longer!!

 

[schweik]

From the Express article linked above: “It comes after friends of the Sussexes said the pair wanted to change the situation with the King, who has only met his grandchildren Prince Archie, 4, and Princess Lilibet, 2, a handful of times.”

The question is, how many times have M&h met Archie and Lilibet?

 

[beanomc]

She'll presumably try and gatecrash the Met Gala next, can't see them giving her an invite

Could she afford the 50K cost of a ticket?

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Could she afford the 50K cost of a ticket?

Soon earned. One short cruise 'holiday'.

 

[shopgirl]

Soon earned. One short cruise 'holiday'.

Looking the way she does currently, I have a sneaking feeling that unless they were particularly desperate, she would be paying them

 

[beanomc]

Soon earned. One short cruise 'holiday'.

At a fiver a go I hope she brings lots of chapstick.