Harry and Megan: How long will it last?

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Sexton Blake

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" Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding cake has taken six bakers five days to prepare and breaks with tradition, according to its designer Claire Ptak. The couple decided to buck the royal tradition for fruitcake and instead opted for a lemon and elderflower creation with buttercream icing, topped with fresh flowers. "

Not pretentious in the slightest then for a mere £50,000 ... No siree bob!!!
Come on people, stop laying into them for the cost of this cake. The point is that they 'bucked the royal tradition and substituted fruitcake' etc, et fcuking cetra.

Right there. At that pivotal moment (possibly in a cake shop) they demonstrated that they were going to absolutely rock the establishment.

Read between the lines. Just look at their long term game plan all stemming from that cake down selection moment. Pure subtle brilliance mixed with a 'up yours' to the Royalty and, yes, the Tax payer. I for one will hang on their every word and woke statement from this day on or strike me down.

Let them eat cake indeed.
 
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FORMER_FYRDMAN

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Come on people, stop laying into them for the cost of this cake. The point is that they 'bucked the royal tradition and substituted fruitcake' etc, et fcuking cetra.

Right there. At that pivotal moment (possibly in a cake shop) they demonstrated that they were going to absolutely rock the establishment.

Read between the lines people. Just look at their long term game plan all stemming from that cake down selection moment. Pure subtle brilliance mixed with a 'up yours' to the Royalty and, yes, the Tax payer. I for one will hang on their every word and woke statement from this day on or strike me down.

Let them eat cake indeed.
A Sponge Cake would have been a more honest choice.
 

Sexton Blake

Old-Salt
A Sponge Cake would have been a more honest choice.
Yes,
You are right. A humble sponge cake would have been the honest choice but sponge cake doesn’t say ‘fcuk you royalty’ or ‘let’s all sing ebony and ivory’ in the way that lemon and elderflower does.
Sorry if I am over egging this.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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Yes,
You are right. A humble sponge cake would have been the honest choice but sponge cake doesn’t say ‘fcuk you royalty’ or ‘let’s all sing ebony and ivory’ in the way that lemon and elderflower does.
Sorry if I am over egging this.
Your language was getting a bit floury.
 
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From their QCT video... 'Meghan chimed in: "We have to, in this moment in time, say 'we're going to have to be a little uncomfortable right now' because it's only in pushing through that discomfort that we get to the other side of this and find the place, as you're pointing out, where a high tide raises all ships."

Aww.. what a wonderful nautical phrase to describe the goodness and true direction of their message..... how sweet...
...or...maybe rather than a high tide raising all ships, their message will ensure that the seas are stirred into a tempest and a maelstrom of swirling waters will sink the Royal Fleet and drown everyone with it...
 
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Dr Death

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Harry was a hero & now a zero jumping on the BLM cause.
I can see him knock the commonwealth & granny HM Queen next.
When Megan ditches him for someone else in a few years Harry will have shat on the UK to much.
 

ancienturion

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anglo

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These two freckers have forgotten the old saying

On your way through the village, don't piss in the Fountain,
You might need to drink from it on the way back.
 
From their QCT video... 'Meghan chimed in: "We have to, in this moment in time, say 'we're going to have to be a little uncomfortable right now' because it's only in pushing through that discomfort that we get to the other side of this and find the place, as you're pointing out, where a high tide raises all ships."

Aww.. what a wonderful nautical phrase to describe the goodness and true direction of their message..... how sweet...
...or...maybe rather than a high tide raising all ships, their message will ensure that the seas are stirred into a tempest and a maelstrom of swirling waters will sink the Royal Fleet and drown everyone with it...
Apparently plagiarised from a John F Kennedy speech. Their speechwriters (because they couldn't think up all of this drivel on their own) must have been trawling Google for days to come up with that one.
 
From their QCT video... 'Meghan chimed in: "We have to, in this moment in time, say 'we're going to have to be a little uncomfortable right now' because it's only in pushing through that discomfort that we get to the other side of this and find the place, as you're pointing out, where a high tide raises all ships."

Aww.. what a wonderful nautical phrase to describe the goodness and true direction of their message..... how sweet...
...or...maybe rather than a high tide raising all ships, their message will ensure that the seas are stirred into a tempest and a maelstrom of swirling waters will sink the Royal Fleet and drown everyone with it...
She's not even a good plagiarist. She got found it within minutes of their "speech".

“The rising tide lifts all the boats.”

― John F. Kennedy


Harry could have pretty much picked any girl he wanted. MM must have given some truly earth-shattering blowjobs for Harry to have stuck around as he did.
 

Cutaway

LE
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Harry could have pretty much picked any girl he wanted. MM must have given some truly earth-shattering blowjobs for Harry to have stuck around as he did.
Hoop dhobies.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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Sexton Blake

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