Harry and Megan: How long will it last?

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Oh dear... this isn't what Meghan wants, but it's what she's going to get.. Harry's not going to be pleased....the start of a number of 'luke-warm' reviews for the Disney film. In the old days it would be a 'straight to VHS' flop...
(Apols for the DM link..)
...and if her fee for the project is going entirely to the Elephants Without Borders charity then it's not helping put food on the table or pay for the CP bods coffees...
 
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...which is probably the most horrifying outcome. Can't she just be a caring mommy; raise a few larvae, try not to write a book about how she did it and another one on her Troubles?
Just shows have much I care, I didn't even know she served in NI
 

Dwarf

LE
I can translate:

The once was a well-liked Prince,
Who hid his significant cognitive flaws well enough,
But he got cúnt-struck over a rancid bit of kit,
And now everyone thinks he is a cúnt,
Including Granny who sacked him,
Even Orange Man thinks he's a bell-end.


Can someone who is good with words make it rhyme? Cheers.
I liked the original well enough, succint and to the point.
I've made it more or less rhyme as you requested, how's this for your approval?

The once was a well-liked ginger Prince,
Who hid that he was not quite thick as mince,
But he got cúnt-struck over a rancid bit of kit,
And now everyone thinks he is quite a tit,
Including his Granny who quickly sacked him,
Now even Orange Man thinks he's a bell-end and dim.
 

UKTAP

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I liked the original well enough, succint and to the point.
I've made it more or less rhyme as you requested, how's this for your approval?

The once was a well-liked ginger Prince,
Who hid that he was not quite thick as mince,
But he got cúnt-struck over a rancid bit of kit,
And now everyone thinks he is quite a tit,
Including his Granny who quickly sacked him,
Now even Orange Man thinks he's a bell-end and dim.
Decent effort. We'll get something into the 2021 GCSE English Literature Anthology yet..
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
So Megan voiced a new Disney Elephant film?

What are they going to do with Dumbo ?
I suspect not a lot which will involve Meghan unless the Disney executives see an 'Elephant' fly.
 
The tagline of the film duo is something about how far family can get you...

Iirc Natalie Portman is quite close to her family and is famously secretive about them.

Compare and contrast with the car crash that is the family markle...
 
As usual I'm open to correction but I didn't think a new arrival on a Green Card could buy a firearm, I thought they to have residence for time (three months?)
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
So Megan voiced a new Disney Elephant film?

What are they going to do with Dumbo ?
They're going to use Andrew Marrs' ears for the reboot of Dumbo
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
I know enough about his Army Career to comment.
I don't know what you are talking about. I'm a never served bin man. I just know some squaddies down the pub.
Self-deprecative comments attempting to enhance credibility, a tried but tired tactic.
Just come right out with your insider knowledge before you burst.
 
As usual I'm open to correction but I didn't think a new arrival on a Green Card could buy a firearm, I thought they to have residence for time (three months?)
It used to be the case though I think it has changed in the last two, or three years.

The rules were that you had to arrive and live at a given address for 90 days before you could buy a firearm. Then if you moved address the clock reset and you had to wait 90 days again.

I am wondering how long it took for his green card to come through. For mere mortals, like myself, it can take six, seven, eight months, or even longer.........mine was around 6. The usual corporate ploy is to get staff in on a quicker to get hold of business visa and then apply for a green card once in the door.
 

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