Harry and Megan: How long will it last?

[Deserter]

I wonder what Her Majesty, Philip or Charles is making of this absolute ******* car crash Seems a bit odd that on the day she expected her old man to just throw on a suit and get his arrse over to Windsor Palace via uber despite that fact he's apparently verging on Hobo Status..

 

[dingerr]

Are you ARRSE’s royal correspondent?

 

[Deleted 145301]

It'll be over by Christmas

 

[Septic sid]

According to those in the know, 5 hours, then another 90 minutes in the evening.

I'm not invited, so **** 'em.

 

[Deserter]

Are you ARRSE’s royal correspondent?

Judging by their body language she is in the driving seat ( no pun intended) he looks like a man who was expecting her to say, NO.

 

[Deserter]

According to those in the know, 5 hours, then another 90 minutes in the evening.

I'm not invited, so **** 'em.

Can you imagine the divorce settlement, she is going to have them all by the balls, unless Harry really wants a description of his cum face to feature in some pap wrag.

 

[W P]

It depends on how much time alone with her I manage to get.

 

[lokiuk]

I can imagine she's not going to fancy driving in tunnels in Paris just incase

 

[bumhole]

HRH will deal with it again.

This time the whole ******* family will be on a tour bus going though a Parisienne tunnel when things go wrong.

 

[J.A.S. Backpack]

Can you imagine the divorce settlement, she is going to have them all by the balls, unless Harry really wants a description of his cum face to feature in some pap wrag.

They'll take her for a drive in Paris should it inevitably go wrong.

To be honest all I've seen of this event was the initial interview many months ago and the poor fecker had that look in his eyes that most married men get after time served.

ETA: seems I'm not alone with the Princess Die analogy

 

[Retired bloke]

A septic, a soft porn actress( Allegedly) and a divorcee, with a string of boyfriends in the background, A total clusterfuck waiting to happen, but good luck to the lad. all his uncles screwed up, as did his great auntie, his dad, and his auntie Anne, and his mum? taken out with extreme prejudice, by, if the conspiracy theorists are to be belived, "The Firm" failure and Fcuk ups seem to be a reoccurring theme, seems to run in the family, .........is DNA inherited?

 

[Deserter]

A septic, a soft porn actress( Allegedly) and a divorcee, with a string of boyfriends in the background, A total clusterfuck waiting to happen, but good luck to the lad. all his uncles screwed up, as did his great auntie, his dad, and his auntie Anne,, seems to run in the family, is DNA inherited?

And a hillbilly family, can't wait for the carriage to come past and see if she catches the eyes of the distant uninvited relatives working for the US networks.

It does have tombs of Wallace simpson ? Harry does not seem to be the brightest spark despite being a military pilot, imo he is still allowing his balls to lead his brains. He comes across as someone who wanted a gal that stood out, and boy has he got one.

 

[plaster]

Depends on the first baby,

 

[rockape623]

Can`t get over how similar Meghan is to the sister-in-law Pippa. Freudian slip somewhere?

 

[Bob Upndown]

Depends on the first baby,

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She's outta there