jason statham (the transporter, lock stock) as some form of kung fu arab mentalist who will engage in a SLoOoOOoOOw motion fight with a marine (matt damon/josh hartnett etc.) in a hallway. Each of them will have two pistols with seemingly infinate ammo. and both will 'know kung fu'. Film will NOT feature ANY realistic hand to hand fighting (butt in face send teeth flying, remainder of mag. at point blank into face, smashing heads with helmets etc. as that might disturb the premier audience)
ALSO American ability to fire on full auto all the time and always hit target will compare favourably to Arab ability to fire on full auto all the time and never hit the highest paid/most good looking actor/actress.
The squad will have one black, one woman, a guy of oriental/hispanic extraction, one guy with a moustache and guy with v v thick glasses who works the radio.
The streets will be strangely devoid of iraqui civilians. Those we DO see welcome the septics with open arms, and not open jackets exposing suicide vest.