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Harperson looking to sabotage Kelly Report on MPs troughing

BuggerAll

LE
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#1
Harperson, as Leader of the House, has just invited MPs to consider the Kelly Report and use it / shape it to work how they are going to regulate thier affairs in future. Cameron, Clegg and even the oaf she works for (lets face it she does not work for us) have accepted the Kelly Report in full.

So carry on troughing then...

BTB. Her announcement to the House came after PMQs. She sat next to Brown during PMQs. He started by announcing recent casualties. The look on her face during this and any subsequent mentions of AFG could only be called a sneer.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#3
I did wonder initially if she was sneering at Brown, but she was happy to laugh at his jokes - he attacked Cameron for reneging on his 'cast iron guarantee' of a referendum but returned to sneer at any mention of AFG and also when a Q was asked about cut the pensions of injured police officers.
 
#4
The only ones 'simple' enough to want any changes are those MPs that are not likely to be re-elected at the next election or are leaving because of prior discrepancies with their expenses. In short, the ones who don't care what the public think and want the trough kept open for as long as they are there to feed their fat faces from it..... I say 'only ones', she's obviously far too simple or far to arrogant to know when to shut up.
 
#5
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
 
#6
Harriet the Harridan seems to think she is cast iron and can do and say as she pleases. Hopefully the woman will get her come uppance at the next election she does not deserve to be in the house, never mind leading it.
 
#8
Werewolf said:
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
Strange that it was around this time a few hundred years ago someone came up with the exact same idea. They failed but I am sure we could do better.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
She'll get hers, the offensive, communist half-witted thief. Even those in her own party (a party of fcukwits) acknowledge that she's a disaster. That takes real skill to be a disaster amongst that load of failures.
 
#10
Plant-Pilot said:
The only ones 'simple' enough to want any changes are those MPs that are not likely to be re-elected at the next election or are leaving because of prior discrepancies with their expenses. In short, the ones who don't care what the public think and want the trough kept open for as long as they are there to feed their fat faces from it..... I say 'only ones', she's obviously far too simple or far to arrogant to know when to shut up.
You would have thought they would just bite the bullet, accept the Kelly Report changes & carry on with Parlimentary Duties, BUT as its been stated before I suspect its mainly the MP's who are standing down or not standing for re-election who are trouble makers!

The chair of the IPSA on 100K, what a reaction in the house that got.
 
#12
re-stilly said:
Werewolf said:
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
Strange that it was around this time a few hundred years ago someone came up with the exact same idea. They failed but I am sure we could do better.


Target is… THAT!

Weapons free and… SHOOT!
 
#13
Oil_Slick said:
re-stilly said:
Werewolf said:
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
Strange that it was around this time a few hundred years ago someone came up with the exact same idea. They failed but I am sure we could do better.


Target is… THAT!

Weapons free and… SHOOT!
With a magazine of twenty rounds...LOAD!

Lying, cheating, thieving, treacherous cnuts to your front...in your own time...scum will fall when hit! :twisted:
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#14
Werewolf said:
Oil_Slick said:
re-stilly said:
Werewolf said:
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
Strange that it was around this time a few hundred years ago someone came up with the exact same idea. They failed but I am sure we could do better.


Target is… THAT!

Weapons free and… SHOOT!
With a magazine of twenty rounds...LOAD!

Lying, cheating, thieving, treacherous cnuts to your front...in your own time...scum will fall when hit! :twisted:
Unfortunately due to 'in year savings measures' your allocation of ammunition has been withdrawn. Good day.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
BuggerAll said:
Werewolf said:
Oil_Slick said:
re-stilly said:
Werewolf said:
They are showing the front of Westminster on the ITV News right now...what's that line about all human problems being solvable by the correct amount of High Explosive? :twisted:
Strange that it was around this time a few hundred years ago someone came up with the exact same idea. They failed but I am sure we could do better.


Target is… THAT!

Weapons free and… SHOOT!
With a magazine of twenty rounds...LOAD!

Lying, cheating, thieving, treacherous cnuts to your front...in your own time...scum will fall when hit! :twisted:
Unfortunately due to 'in year savings measures' your allocation of ammunition has been withdrawn. Good day.
A new law has just been passed banning all forms of politicianism. Inciting hatred of or threatening any politicians is now illegal. Local town halls are now also obliged to translate their leaflets and signage into 'fcuk-speak' for the benefit of any MPs in the district.
 
#18
Between the 3 Liabore Harridans..... Harpreson, Smiffy... and Hugewit..... they probably have the Cycle-clips banged rights by the 'Short... and Hairies'....

'Keep Troughing it you fhark-wits..... it won't last forever.....
 

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