hArmless Vet

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Apr 13, 2007.

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  1. Never bite the hand that feeds you.
     
  2. The croc was lucky.

    It could have been handbags at dawn.
     
  3. Nice to see the hand still showing the contempt for the croc, with the internationally recognised gesture of 'wnaker'.
     
  4. I think the vet must have been wearing crocodile shoes.
     
  5. Bloody hell, these vets must be paid a fortune!
    That one's got a Lacoste sleeping bag! :D
     
  6. nah, he just had "jimmy nail" playing in the background. :D :D :D :D
     
  7. They shot the croc twice and the bullets bounced off just stunning it!!! Feck me, thats either a hardcore croc or they were using a spud gun. 8O
     
  8. Perhaps the croc was originally from Chobham.
     
  9. This is my favorite bit of the article..

    Imagine that sicknote!

    How can you be accidentally attacked by an anteater??? But at least they didn't put it on RoPs!
     
  10. Hey those anteaters may look like a walking carpet, but they can swiftly turn nasty. That long sticky tongue could be just vicious! :D
     
  11. Apparently the worker 'accidentally' said "Fcuk off big nose" to the anteater and it took exception.

    Accidentally of course.
     
  12. Maybe the zookeeper 'accidentaly' spilt the anteaters pint, possibly.
     
  13. The readers 'comments' are about as funny as prostate cancer

    However, I did notice that they were all southerners that replied, which says something. (except the lad fromLancs, but he has a southern name, and deserves to be put in with this group).
     
  14. Is Chorley southern Lancashire?

    Still it gets the puns out of the way otherwise people will only complain.