HARDY HAR YE ENGLISH FCUKS !!!

#1
TWO ONE, TWO ONE !!!!! Gubbed by the frogs ye useless fcuks. Beckhams a fcuking shit stabbin nonce and Svens a swede.
COME ON YOU FRENCHIES !!!!




Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#2
Be quiet you wife beating, red nosed, ginger haired, alcoholic no hoper.

Did Scotland make it to the finals this time? hows the rugby team doing?
 
#3
If this comment had come from a Brazilian or even a dutchman who's country had a first rate team then that would be a fair one, but coming from a country who's football team rivals china's women's five-a-side team is a bit rich... but feel free to start a comparison war if you will, after all porridge land has churned out so many sporting legends in the last twenty years has it not??
 
#4
Who gives a shite about Scottish football ? Played by over paid foriegn tits and supported by knuckle dragging, bigoted, sectarian pond life. Rugby ? well thats played by the knuckle dragger gargoyles. Nope, feck all to do with football boys, more to do with yur English pomposity, egotism and overblown sense of superiority getting a well over due twat in the nuts.
1966 !? 19 fecking 66 !!? PAH, shove it up yer erse. 'Course, we would'nt go on and on and on about if we won the world cup :wink:



COME ON YOU FRENCHIES !!!!!!!



Ubique ya bass !!!!!!!!
 
#5
Red-On said:
If this comment had come from a Brazilian or even a dutchman who's country had a first rate team then that would be a fair one, but coming from a country who's football team rivals china's women's five-a-side team is a bit rich... but feel free to start a comparison war if you will, after all porridge land has churned out so many sporting legends in the last twenty years has it not??
8O What you got against the rinky's wummins footie team ?

Oh, and we're the Curling world champs !!! so stick that in yur pipe and smoke it !!



Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#6
Red-On said:
but feel free to start a comparison war if you will, after all porridge land has churned out so many sporting legends in the last twenty years has it not??


What about Jocky feckin Wilson then, eh ?

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Fcuk sport, what about the Bay City Rollers then, you'se produced feck all in that sort of league !!!




Ubique ya bass !!!!
 
#8
Fcuk it is !!! Played by stout, scarey school marm look alikes weilding feck off big brushes not sepic poofs in plus fours playing rounders FFS.

Ever had yur stones flung the length of an icy pond and then rubbed by stiff bristled brooms ?

AAAAHHHHHH the memories !






Ubique ya bass !!!!!!!!
 
#9
Auld_Sapper said:
Ever had yur stones flung the length of an icy pond and then rubbed by stiff bristled brooms ?
Fair one - Jockanese women (and i use the term loosely) are better with a bass broom. Couldn't send one down south could you? My gaff is a right state at the moment.
 
#10
How many do ye want, dude ? Ye can have as many of the whingeing, money grabbing, pasty skinned, obese, gobby, unappreiative heefers as ye like.* The brooms are extra mind !!


Me ? I married a paddy. Took the hearts and minds shoite a bit far. Still makes for interesting domestics.







*Obviously, as I am generalising here, I exclude from the above description :
a) me mother
b) me granny
and,
c) any of the,obviously, hot, good looking honeys that have had the pleasure of me caber up thier sporrans.







Ubique ya bass !!!!!




P.S. The best thing about getting a BJ from a cockney lass ?
It shuts off that horrible fecking accent !!!
 
#11
How unpredictable.

A Jock gloating about the English losing a footie match.

How are the Scots doing in te competition?

Bought your replica Swiss top yet?
 
#12
Bravo_Bravo said:
How unpredictable.

A Jock gloating about the English losing a footie match.

How are the Scots doing in te competition?

Bought your replica Swiss top yet?


Better believe it F.E.B !


COME ON YOU'SE SWISEEZ....SWISSERS.......SWISSYS ?







BTW, I here on the news that your animal supporters are at it again. 'Course
the FW's they interviewed claimed it was the Polis overreacting :roll:
tsk, tsk, tsk, canny take ye's anywhere.


At least we're happy losers :wink:







Ubique ya bass !!!!!
 
#15
Fookinwhatever said:
Happy losers yes....but then you have more experience in it than we do

Harldy surprising when the bulk of our footballers are malnourished, uneducated,pie eating, soap dodging Weajie tea leafs....but.....WGAF, far better to concentate on what yer good at than cover up yer inadequacies by
investing so much national pride in bunch of over paid puffs !






Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#17
Chippy jocks giving Scotland a bad name, no surprise there then.

Why can't you be happy that at least one of the countries which make up the UK made it to the Championships and support them??
 

Ventress

LE
Moderator
#18
babiesarm said:
Chippy jocks giving Scotland a bad name, no surprise there then.

Why can't you be happy that at least one of the countries which make up the UK made it to the Championships and support them??
The fact a Jock will support France before Englan says it all! But atleast they have their principles. Oh and Bertie!
 
#19
Every time the English lose at footie or what ever, the small minded reaction sets in.

Sorry to say this, but we actually view your comments as a bit sad and almost completely pointless. They are totally predictable and a waste of keyboard time.

You have a chip on your shoulders about the English and a real inferiority complex. Bleating on about the English losing is just dull.

We dont get upset about it, we dont rise to the bait and we dont care.

We really dont care.

It makes me think of a driver of an old Astra GTE ( red, of course with a banging stereo innit ) laughing at the driver of a Bentley because he has a dented bumper.

Its still a Bentley, the gobshite is still driving a red Astra.

PS we really don't care.

Simpe enough for you?
 

Ventress

LE
Moderator
#20
Having endured the 88 Euro Champs sat with a Company of the RHF was an all time low point. I couldnt understand how their alliegances changed from Ireland to Holland to Greenland at the drop of a sporran.

Probably why Edward I and William of Orange never trusted them!
 

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