Hardest Arrse Bloke.

#1
Ok, before you start, Bernie started it in chat before, and was too gay to post it.

Who do you think is the hardest bloke on here?

I shall allow you the choice of hardest bloke on the internet (i.e. harsh font), or hardest bloke off arrse you have met in real life.

I am not putting a poll up because I want you to actually think for yourselves.

In your own time......
 
#2
Ok, before you start, Bernie started it in chat before, and was too gay to post it.

Who do you think is the hardest bloke on here?

I shall allow you the choice of hardest bloke on the internet (i.e. harsh font), or hardest bloke off arrse you have met in real life.

I am not putting a poll up because I want you to actually think for yourselves.

In your own time......
It's you isn't it? ..you thieving scouse twat
 
#3
#4
Either JR3 or Sandy The Guvnor. JR3 has better taste in bergens.
 
#5
#6
In real life, I would say Joker62 because you'd want him on your side in a fight.
Sandy would be good, until he saw a little ginger cocker spaniel, or me or Scoobs.

On here, if it came to a tinternet fight, I'd want Crow_bag and Stacker1. At a push, I'd take B and T.

Flashy, MDN and Stella would just sit and laugh anyway.

SBP can pick up my pieces anytime though, I'd deffo have him as a second.
 
#7
When you're about, I'm the 'hardest' bloke on ARRSE.
 
#8
#10
Jarrod wins hands down. That steely eye stare followed by a wink would make any man run away screaming.
 
#11
Mike Golden & Bradshaw
 
#13
It's not the hardest you've got to worry about. It's the quiet man in the corner taking it all in and saying nothing. :-D
 
#14
Stella, he ticks all the boxes, fiery red head, is from a birmingham slum and when he laughed at me down the phone once my blood ran cold :)

Saying that I'd rather Sandy grab kneed me to death than tackle TRBD in the flesh, I've heard that his breath smells like toddlers bottoms and it makes budgies fall off perches in the next street.
 
#15
If you want somebody reduced to tears by a devastating paragraph of insults, using metaphor, allegory, analogy and the word "fuck", with no repitition, deviation or hesitation then I'm your man!

That's fighting talk where I come from! I don't live there any more though...sorry.
 

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#16
I was a bit hard in the bath this morning, till the wife walked in!
 
#17
On here, if it came to a tinternet fight, I'd want Crow_bag and Stacker1.
I can always find internet hardmen, REMFQuestions, Northern Monkey, Tremaine, the list goes on.
I have no idea why they are so attracted to me, blokes just make threats to me for no apparent reason, its not as if I ever start anything. Oh yeah, as to real life tough guys I heard JRIII and Sandy are a pair of poofs who would get slapped about by loggie if they ever thought about chopsing off in his presense.
 

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