Hard up Pie Maker.

A recession hit pie maker came upon a novel idea to up her takings and put a sign up on her shop window:-

Pork Pies 50p.

Hand jobs £1.

A chap walks past and checks his pockets and finds a £1 and walks into the shop "Excuse me are you the lady who gives handjobs for a £1?"

She replies she is "Ah right go and wash your hands and fetch me 2 pork pies, love!"
Hmmm... llech, whose nickname for the purposes of this joke is evan, went to London a few years ago & got lost in Soho, one of his mates went round some of the dodgier, dimly lit backstreets calling out his nickname..... "EVAN, EVAN where are you boyo," a friendly lady of the night called him over, "are you looking for 'evan taff"? "Yes I am, where is he"? "Down here" she says lifting up her skirt. Taff has a good look at the dripping gash & says "No, thats not llech/evan, he's a bigger cunt than that!!!


Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the Fair

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "what have you got there?"

Said the Pieman to Simple Simon....................................

"PIES, YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!"
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