Just remembered when I was attached to CSqn 1 RTR around 1990 when the SSM paraded a couple of Nigs for hard target driving on Hohne ranges. Both lads were kitted out in flak jackets and helmets and briefed that their body heat would show up on TOGS to help the gunners - all they had to do was sit in the hulks until relieved. Poor little scousers were driven out about 1500m and put into the targets - unbelievably they both stayed at their posts even though 14 chieftains were lined up on the point! The SSM took pity after leaving them there for about 10 mins - it was ******* funny at the time I think one of them was Tpr Citrene who was always known as latrine. Another time tiff sent a niggy crafty off to get a glass hammer - would you believe it! a couple of hours later he came back with one of those ones you get on a bus to break the windows - he was well smug! I heard about another lad who was sent to collect a chainsaw for repair but was detoured en route to deliver a note to the badge. he tabbed in to the office and delivered the note with the chainsaw in the shoulder arms position - the badge was not impressed when said note said: GIVE ME ALL MY LEAVE NOW YA BASTARD OR I'LL CUT YOUR DESK IN HALF!! Whats the best nig windup you've seen?