As we can all relate to, sometimes it is a pleasure to sit back and relax whilst the wee man hits a brick - im sure every man does it from time to time, yes? Well today I was at my local gym, and after prancing about went down to the pool. This gym is actually pretty good and has 2 jacousys beside the pool running on alternate 10 minute cycles. In i get and sit down, bubbles galore... its great, nobody can see whats going on under the water. All of a sudden for no obvious reason i start feeling a slight movement of blood downstairs - and sure enough I feel it getting excited. Im not too bothered at first knowing that the bubbles will hide it and nobody will see it - im quite confident that it will die down soon enough. So there I am, the water is a good temperature (maybe thats what did it) with a full hard on around 2 other complete stranters - if only they knew. Well, after a minute or two more, the bubbles start to die down and people start leaving to go to the other one which has just started. I think to myself, fcuk how am i going to get a across there without anyone seeing it. As i fumble about with it knowing that the time I have is the time for the bubbles to clear and the water to become clear again, an old school trick comes to me - tuck it up the way. As you can imagine, a hard on isnt very easy to hide whilst in wet shorts and I had to come up with a solution quickly. Unfortunately for me, it's a little longer than when I was at school and sticks out the top of the just above pube line shorts, so I had to put it slightly to the side. I didnt quite manage this to a great standard but i had to get out to avoid suspicion and attention. So i casually get up and walk the 5-10 yards to the salvation of further bubbles with a slight hunch back and a strange lump at the top and slightly right of centre of my shorts. It felt like the whole world was looking at me, but im not entirely sure if anyone noticed. Either way, i choked the little bastard when I got back under the bubbles, and he died away (thankfully) within the next 10 minute period. I then casually and with my chest out, walked to my towel and away I went. Got me thinking, there must be tales similar to this the nation over, so lets have some of them and have a bit of a laugh about them - its ok to laugh about them now that its over but it certainly wasnt funny at the time.