Hard man

#1
Did you hear of the soldier who was subjected to mustard gas and pepper spray and didn't bat any eyelid?

He was a seasoned veteran...
 
#4
He can't have relished it.
 
#5
This is quite unsavoury and frankly tasteless!
 
#6
He'll be bitter too.
 

Auld-Yin

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#8
Still, he was worth his salt.
 
#9
What's the sauce of all these bad jokes?
 
#10
It's quite pun-ishing.
 
#11
Is he having his wages garnished to cover the fine awarded him for Self-Inflicted wounds?
 

Joker62

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#12
I can Sea, Salt of where this is going, but after a certain amount of thyme, I would come to the sage decision to leave well alone.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#13
I hadn't seen this thread, it took me a while to ketchup.
 
#14
We'll need to wear our coats as we wait for the taxi.

It's chilli outside.
 

Biped

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#16
I was going out on the lash last Friday, but it was a dodgy part of town, so I ground up some Viagra to powder and threw it in my eyes to make me look hard.
 

Auld-Yin

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#17
Did you hear of the soldier who was subjected to mustard gas and pepper spray and didn't bat any eyelid?

He was a seasoned veteran...
Obviously he is a chap who cuts the mustard.
 
#20
He certainly has some minerals

"can I cancel the taxi please, we need a mini bus"
 

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