Hard man

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by squeekingsapper, Oct 23, 2010.

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  1. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    Did you hear of the soldier who was subjected to mustard gas and pepper spray and didn't bat any eyelid?

    He was a seasoned veteran...
     
  2. They should have been done with asalt.
     
  3. It was to counteract Muslim Condimentalists.
     
  4. He can't have relished it.
     
  5. This is quite unsavoury and frankly tasteless!
     
  6. He'll be bitter too.
     
  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Thyme we drew this one to a close...
     
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Still, he was worth his salt.
     
  9. What's the sauce of all these bad jokes?
     
  10. It's quite pun-ishing.
     
  11. Is he having his wages garnished to cover the fine awarded him for Self-Inflicted wounds?
     
  12. I can Sea, Salt of where this is going, but after a certain amount of thyme, I would come to the sage decision to leave well alone.
     
  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I hadn't seen this thread, it took me a while to ketchup.
     
  14. We'll need to wear our coats as we wait for the taxi.

    It's chilli outside.
     
  15. I can't believe i keep cumin back to this site, especially as it doesn't even allow me to curry favour with my boss when he catches me on it.