Hard man Henno gets a fat lip from his Mrs

#3
I think he will have to get his brother to help him out as he is too fat to catch her himself.

I wonder if the Scum will report it.......
If so what will the wording be.......

Scum editor attacked by a member of an elite team of HM Forces but manages to punch him out.
 
#5
Heard that "PR GURU" Max Clifford said this was just a stunt to raise awareness of the Sun's campaign against domestic violence.
 
#6
Someone want to send Ross a consolation 4-pack of "wife beater"? :lol:
 
#7
It now seems that both the 'Brothers' were at it.

If I get fat and talk in a hoarse voice, will I be 'HARD'?
 
#8
I know I should be ashamed, or atleast I'm told I should be, but I've taken an extra liking to Ross Kemp.
 
#9
Why is that becuase you get knocked about by the wife as well ?

Come on dont be ashamed I mean a cry for help is a cry for help and we have the best welfare Guys available...lets see Biscuits AB is free next Monday for an hour. Shall I pencil you in?
 

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#10
Disco said:
Why is that becuase you get knocked about by the wife as well ?

Come on dont be ashamed I mean a cry for help is a cry for help and we have the best welfare Guys available...lets see Biscuits AB is free next Monday for an hour. Shall I pencil (fill)you in?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#11
For those who do not wish to be seen near The Mirror. Their take on it ...
MUM, SHATTIT. IT WAS A DORIS.. SHE'S ONE OF THE WAPPING GANG YOU LEFT WALFORD AS THE KRAYS.. YOU'VE COME BACK AS THE BEVERLEY SISTERS
Episode Written By Brian Reade

Scene 1: The Queen Vic at closing time. Peggy is cleaning glasses. Grant walks through door, mouth pouring with blood.

PEGGY: Grant darlin' woss 'appened?

GRANT: Leave it mum, alright?

PEGGY: You've been ruckin' aincha?

GRANT: I said leave it.

PEGGY: Back in the Square five minutes and you're already settling scores.

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GRANT: It wasn't like that, OK?

PEGGY: He'd better not come round here looking for revenge 'cos..

GRANT: HE won't come lookin' for no one.

PEGGY: Oh my God. You've only gone and killed him aincha?

GRANT: Mum, listen.

PEGGY: I knew one day all that SAS training would push you too far and you'd rip a man apart.

GRANT: (Banging hand on bar) Mum, shattit. It was a Doris.

PEGGY: (Reeling in shock) A Doris. Oh my God.

GRANT: But it's OK. The Bill've nabbed 'er.

PEGGY: You mean a woman battered you, and she's still walking? You've brought shame on the Mitchell name.

GRANT: Mum, you don't know her. She's one of the Wapping gang. Where you goin'?

PEGGY: I'm gonna rip her head off and stick it where the Sun don't shine.

GRANT: This ain't right.

PEGGY: No. YOU ain't right. There ain't a Mitchell man been born who didn't know how to beat up a woman.

(Door opens. Phil walks in with lump on head)

PEGGY: Phil darlin'. You need to 'ave a word wiv your bruv... what 'appened to your head?

PHIL: Leave it. Alright.

PEGGY: Well at least I know you ain't been hit by no Doris.

PHIL: 'Oo told ya about her?

PEGGY: Oh God. I've created a pair of monsters. Right that's it. You're both leavin' the Square.

PHIL AND GRANT: But we've just come back.

PEGGY: Oh no you didn't. You left Walford as the Krays. You've come back as The Beverley Sisters. Now geddardavere!

GRANT: Any chance of a farewell drink?

PEGGY: Sure. Two Babychams coming up. Pink umbrellas do ya?
 

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