Its just an excuse for getting even fatter every year.Can any of our stateside oppos explain what thanks giving is all about please?
From what I understand you basically have Christmas a month early, but without the decorations and presents.
And then you have proper Christmas a few weeks later.
Aren’t you still eating leftover turkey by the time you have to cook another one for Christmas Day?
No one even likes turkey that much. It’s just giant chicken.
The only thing cranberries are good for are bladder infections.get stuffed!
Cranberries are hardy 'fruit' - they are raisins with a bad attitude.
Next time you are stuffing a bird (fnaar, fnaar), put a small amount of mix to one side, like 2 x meatballs, and add 3 or 4 cranberries. Just try it.
Now fokof and buy some shoes.
From Scotchland duh. You lot did smoke fish. But that is easy peasy compared to Brisket or other finer meats. My next project will be to smoke some mulie backstraps for the FIL.
Everything seems to taste better when you're half-hammered. I used to get a half-rack of ribs and baked beans from a BBQ place that was next to my apartment after spending the evening getting blasted. I regularly dumped half the shit on the floor and threw up the other half during the the time when I would try to put my head down. Happy days.When we had a nightclub we used to sell deep fried half chickens at throwing out time .( about 200 a night) tasted fabulous after a night of drink and sweating . I think Turkey Would be the same.
Ah.When we had a nightclub we used to sell deep fried half chickens at throwing out time .( about 200 a night) tasted fabulous after a night of drink and sweating . I think Turkey Would be the same.