Happy news If you could write your own news headline depicting happy news what would you say? Starters for 10. Bloke who chucks thief out of 4th floor window gets OBE. Immigrants mass exodus to France. British soldiers pull out of Iraq, Afghanistan No more friendly fire from US troops (yea right) NIMBY neighbours in Ashtead, Surrey open their doors to injured soldiers. Something nasty happens to Jerry Adams Etc.