"Happy New Year", and all that crap

Legs

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Am I the only one who abhors all that "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" bollocks? All that false bonhomie, the promise to do more, or less, or better. To lose weight, to give up smoking, to drink less. To promise to visit old friends or family more often. How the new year is 'The year I'll.....'. How the new year will be better than the old year.

It's all crap.

If you really wanted or meant to do those things, why does a new set of numbers on a calendar make it more 'meaningful'? Why does a new set of numbers in your diary make anything better than the old set of numbers?

Aye, just a huge steaming pile of shit.

Fuck the new year. It'll be just the same crap as the old one...
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Is it that time of year & so close to xmas again?
 
Am I the only one who abhors all that "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" bollocks? All that false bonhomie, the promise to do more, or less, or better. To lose weight, to give up smoking, to drink less. To promise to visit old friends or family more often. How the new year is 'The year I'll.....'. How the new year will be better than the old year.

It's all crap.

If you really wanted or meant to do those things, why does a new set of numbers on a calendar make it more 'meaningful'? Why does a new set of numbers in your diary make anything better than the old set of numbers?

Aye, just a huge steaming pile of shit.

**** the new year. It'll be just the same crap as the old one...
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Happy New year - or not - too everyone.
 
Am I the only one who abhors all that "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" bollocks? All that false bonhomie, the promise to do more, or less, or better. To lose weight, to give up smoking, to drink less. To promise to visit old friends or family more often. How the new year is 'The year I'll.....'. How the new year will be better than the old year.

It's all crap.

If you really wanted or meant to do those things, why does a new set of numbers on a calendar make it more 'meaningful'? Why does a new set of numbers in your diary make anything better than the old set of numbers?

Aye, just a huge steaming pile of shit.

**** the new year. It'll be just the same crap as the old one...
It used to mean something before electricity etc made winter and the lack of sun less frightening.
I eat, drink and socialise just as much all year as I do over the last 2 weeks of the year.
I stopped celebrating birthdays a long time ago as well except my 65th 26 months ago.
However I do disagree about 2020 being crap. With BoJo as pm I think it is going to be great.
 
Am I the only one who abhors all that "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" bollocks? All that false bonhomie, the promise to do more, or less, or better. To lose weight, to give up smoking, to drink less. To promise to visit old friends or family more often. How the new year is 'The year I'll.....'. How the new year will be better than the old year.

It's all crap.

If you really wanted or meant to do those things, why does a new set of numbers on a calendar make it more 'meaningful'? Why does a new set of numbers in your diary make anything better than the old set of numbers?

Aye, just a huge steaming pile of shit.

**** the new year. It'll be just the same crap as the old one...
Apparently "And I hope you don't all get cancer next year." is not considered an appropriate response to such faux wishes when passing through the wheezy, stinking smokers congregated around the building's entrance.
 
Am I the only one who abhors all that "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" bollocks? All that false bonhomie, the promise to do more, or less, or better. To lose weight, to give up smoking, to drink less. To promise to visit old friends or family more often. How the new year is 'The year I'll.....'. How the new year will be better than the old year.

It's all crap.

If you really wanted or meant to do those things, why does a new set of numbers on a calendar make it more 'meaningful'? Why does a new set of numbers in your diary make anything better than the old set of numbers?

Aye, just a huge steaming pile of shit.

**** the new year. It'll be just the same crap as the old one...
I obviously think it's crapper than you, because I didn't start a thread about it!

Bollox to the lot of ya!
 
'tis but a mere tick on a clock.

All this bollocks about new year, new you, is shite. How can advancing time change so much?

Just over a week ago, I was looking forward to getting Christmas over with and just having a few days off. Then I felt a burning pain in my dick. Three ambulances, four fingers up me arse, not all at the same time, pinholes in my arms. Acute kidney injury, or renal failure in old money.

How can we just decide that its going to be better when something like that hits you with no warning? Live for the moment, plans pass by while your living life.

On the plus side, my new welder has just arrived, and SWMBO is assembling it, because I haven't got the strength :)

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'tis but a mere tick on a clock.

All this bollocks about new year, new you, is shite. How can advancing time change so much?

Just over a week ago, I was looking forward to getting Christmas over with and just having a few days off. Then I felt a burning pain in my dick. Three ambulances, four fingers up me arse, not all at the same time, pinholes in my arms. Acute kidney injury, or renal failure in old money.

How can we just decide that its going to be better when something like that hits you with no warning? Live for the moment, plans pass by while your living life.

On the plus side, my new welder has just arrived, and SWMBO is assembling it, because I haven't got the strength :)

Sent from my neocore_E1R1 using Tapatalk
Have you been to any celebrity pool parties ?
 
'tis but a mere tick on a clock.

All this bollocks about new year, new you, is shite. How can advancing time change so much?

Just over a week ago, I was looking forward to getting Christmas over with and just having a few days off. Then I felt a burning pain in my dick. Three ambulances, four fingers up me arse, not all at the same time, pinholes in my arms. Acute kidney injury, or renal failure in old money.

How can we just decide that its going to be better when something like that hits you with no warning? Live for the moment, plans pass by while your living life.

On the plus side, my new welder has just arrived, and SWMBO is assembling it, because I haven't got the strength :)

Sent from my neocore_E1R1 using Tapatalk
@Morticiaskeeper for the deadpool 2020, I said it first!
 
New years eve time to burn old memories and let in the new

I'd be traditional and sacrifice a virgin but they're rarer than tax payers in Rhyl
 
Well, a very happy new year to all you buggers for tomorrow.
Good health, more happiness, and the joy of seeing good things happen to friends and family. So two bacon and two sausages it is.
 

Sixty

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Well I'd like to wish you all a genuinely happy Hogmanay and happy New Year when it comes.

Even the bellends.
 
'tis but a mere tick on a clock.

All this bollocks about new year, new you, is shite. How can advancing time change so much?

Just over a week ago, I was looking forward to getting Christmas over with and just having a few days off. Then I felt a burning pain in my dick. Three ambulances, four fingers up me arse, not all at the same time, pinholes in my arms. Acute kidney injury, or renal failure in old money.

How can we just decide that its going to be better when something like that hits you with no warning? Live for the moment, plans pass by while your living life.

On the plus side, my new welder has just arrived, and SWMBO is assembling it, because I haven't got the strength :)

Sent from my neocore_E1R1 using Tapatalk
Ehh. . . if you won't be needing that welder anymore, can I have it?
 
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