Happy New Year 2022

[RangdoOfArg]

Hi everyone.
It‘s been a twunt of a year.
The Crimbo threads‘ disintegrated a bit.
And we all know people we would happily hoof in the nads all day long.
But Happy New Year to you all.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Feck aff.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Feck aff.

That’s more like It. **** you too

 

[dingerr]

Poke it.

 

[Edwardian Fred]

Poke it.

Last time you did that it had consequences

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Poke it.

And you can **** off, and all

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Shove it up your well-phucked pharter.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

I think we are starting as we mean to go on

 

[wheel]

I think we are starting as we mean to go on

Oh no we aren't

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Oh no we aren't

Oh yes we are.
A very happy New Year to you mate.
All the best for 2022.
As Mrs R would say ‘take care, duck”.

 

[Kirkz]

If it's as shite as the last two years it can jolly well fcuk right off.
Happy new year my arrse!

 

[RangdoOfArg]

If it's as shite as the last two years it can jolly well fcuk right off.
Happy new year my arrse!

And you can funk off and alll

 

[ste14w]

I think the last two years have been bloody great.
I don't know what's wrong with you lot.

Anyway, I've got chocolates and turkey to eat, you can all F.R.O.

xxx

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Why don't you start a Happy Easter thread while you are at it?

 

[Retired bloke]

Is it to soon to ask that question

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

Ram a 81 up your hoop.

 

[Teeblerone]

Fark orff, and when you get there, fark orff some more, and keep doing so until we end up this time next year.
Then I'll think about it being Happy or not.
Grrr bah etc etc etc

 

[sidsnot]

All of you can Foxtrot Oscar.
Happy New Year to your families and friends though.
Hopefully you miserable cünts will continue to be a bunch of utter miserable wañkstains towards each other and me for morale purposes.

 

[Teeblerone]

Happy Cinco de baastard May, whynot already.
I don't even know what it's for, but I'll fight anyone to celebrate it, raaaaaah, swipe, punt (oof) doink oo me feckin' head.. yoor me best maaa <crack>

 

[Lardbeast]

Your watch fast or is it a solar one and you haggis stranglers have exceeded your allotted fifteen minutes of sunshine for the year?

Either way, stick it up your arse and break off the handle.