Happy "Gender Confusion Month"

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  1. I thought our Head of State Challenged, Colonial cousins had been a bit quiet. Here's why, their Commander in Chief has ordered a whole month to be spent being homosexual and camping it up generally! Which is nice.

    Alexander's Essay – June 9, 2011

    Obama Proclaims June 'Gender Confusion' Month
    AKA: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month

    The community-organizer-in-chief took time out from his busy Memorial Day golfing schedule to proclaim June "National Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender (LGBT) Pride Month," as he has done annually since his election. He instructed all Americans to "rededicate ourselves to the pursuit of equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.

    Until 1993, when Bill Clinton instituted the so-called "don't ask, don't tell" policy giving legal standing to homosexuals in our military and intelligence institutions, those organizations maintained long-standing moratoriums prohibiting homosexual employment because they posed a high risk of compromise, and moreover because of the obvious degradation of morale associated with homosexuals in military ranks. However, in 2008, Obama made it a "top priority" of his administration to repeal DADT and allow open homosexual access to any and all military operations.

    In 2010, the United States suffered the largest intelligence compromise in history, by a disgruntled homosexual, Army PFC Bradley Manning. Devastated over news that his "partner" was leaving him, Manning attempted to win back his boyfriend's affections by "heroically" stealing, according to allegations, some 500,000 classified documents and communiqués from the government's SIPRNet and JWICS intelligence sharing networks. He then provided them to WikiLeaks for publication. Manning is now in lockdown at Ft. Leavenworth, charged with "aiding and abetting the enemy," which is a capital offense.

    Obama's response? He has had scant to say about Manning's treason, and just months after Manning's arrest, and before Democrat congressional ranks were decimated by incoming Republicans from the midterm election, Obama had Democrats in Congress push through "Do Ask, Do Tell" legislation, which ended any proscription against homosexuals in the military.

    This will open the gate for the other primary "gay agenda" items, such as legal recognition of their partners for insurance and other financial benefits. Obama already ordered Navy chaplains to perform same-sex unions, but Congress pulled the reigns back on that maneuver, reminding Obama that the Defense of Marriage Act is still intact.

    So, why would Obama attend to the demands of a small Democrat protectorate by advocating such damaging and high profile legislation?

    Obama and his socialist cadres seek to establish dominion over We the People by disuniting us according to race, creed, sex, religion, ethnicity, wealth, ad infinitum, and indoctrinating us with the pretense that we must depend on Democratic Socialism for our protection. By adding "sexual orientation" to the list, they seek to undermine the fundamental building blocks of our society -- marriage and family.

    In the last month, Obama's presidential proclamations included Military Spouse Appreciation Day (502 words), National Day of Prayer (546 words) and Memorial Day (620 words and 18 holes).

    Str8blokes' Summary (words of <three syllables) Comrade Obama is right behind the US Military. Be afraid.
  2. "Rainbow padre this is zero...range clear, I say again range clear."
  3. eh?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
  4. ....and we care what Hamerika does because?.............
  5. We wouldn't last 5 minutes without their help.
  6. Still no sense of humour from the US?
  7. You've cut and pasted the most boring ******* statement since I downloaded a 'how to' guide to completing a Rubix Cube with only your big toes....
  8. Did you manage to crack it?
  9. Righto. I've picked the peanuts out of an article than takes 5 minutes to read (10 if you mouth the words whilst reading)
    I've been stratching my head wondering why anyone would make the God Fearing (got to be 80% God Botherers in the worthwhile units) US soldier put up with sodomites during wartime. Has the Patriot Post produced the goods? Is there a backlash incoming? Can US ARRSers cope with more than 100 word posts?
  10. Yer flogging a dead horse mate. Send the article to that purported raghead that posts on arrse sometimes, he seems to be fixated with all things manly and moustachio'd.
  11. a) Obama realises that he'll be moving house next November and he's determined to, ahem, go down, in a blaze of left wing glory.

    b) If you get two really randy gay blokes together they can be used to light a fire in the field. It's a bit like rubbing two sticks together.

    C) Sodomy has been inseparably associated with victory celebrations since the dawn of time:-

    The Knights Templar, God's own Special Forces, celebrate after giving the Muhammadans a good shoeing by getting in to the Dome of the Rock through the first floor balcony:-


    Napoleonic wars - "Bonaparte shall never set foot upon England's sacred soil while brave men can still unbutton their trousers" (That was Nelson's real message at Trafalgar. The "England expects ..." stuff was a PR job).


    VE Day, and Able Seaman Harold "Gloria" Swanson USN gets ready to go into action for the first time.


    These former Chippendales could walk until they met Jarrod in Portsmouth in 1982, 5 minutes after he'd disembarked from the QE2 on his way back from the Falklands.

  12. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo that is so bad. And it's my last bottle of Champa whisky (blended from the finest industrial spirits) with which the screen has been anointed too.