Just phoned my dad to wish him Happy Fat-head Day. I asked him if he was doing anything special today. Well, he says, I'm off to see Grandad after I've put a bet on (no I didn't get any tips), then we're off to the quiz night tonight, we won last week, £17.50. That's nice, says I, R Kid and I went there once for a quiz night, we called our team "The Felchers". What's a felcher? says he. I might have a look on the internet later to see what it is. DON'T GOOGLE IT DAD, JUST DON'T GOOGLE IT.