Happy Families

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Jan 11, 2011.

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  1. Kate Middleton asks the Queen the secret of a successful marriage..........

    The Queen says, "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off."
  2. The wife and I were at home watching TV.

    I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a

    fishing channel and the porn channel.
    She became more and more annoyed and finally said:

    "For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!"
  3. A redneck goes to a drug store
    And says to the pharmacist:
    "I got a hot date tonight, and
    I need me some perfection.
    How much is a pack of
    Them rubbers gonna cost me?"
    The pharmacist responds:
    "A three-pack of condoms is
    $4.99 with tax."
    "TACKS!" the shocked Newfie

    Says. "Gawd all mighty, don’t
    They stay on by themselves?"