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Happy Easter everyone.

The pubs close two days a year over here.

Today is one of them.

Cheers Jesus. Happy ******* Easter.
 
The pubs close two days a year over here.

Today is one of them.

Cheers Jesus. Happy ******* Easter.

Don't mind the pubs being closed but there's no horse racing !! Them little midget Noggin the Nogs who ride 'em have another feckin day off - lazy bassers already get Xmas Day as well.

That Jesus bloke is a miserable twat. Bet Mohammed and Allah wouldn't have stopped the racing.
 
Don't mind the pubs being closed but there's no horse racing !! Them little midget Noggin the Nogs who ride 'em have another feckin day off - lazy bassers already get Xmas Day as well.

That Jesus bloke is a miserable twat. Bet Mohammed and Allah wouldn't have stopped the racing.

No gambling if you're a goat-botherer, so they wouldn't have stopped the racing 'cause there wouldn't be any racing.

No scousers will be nicking easter eggs either, its been cancelled thanks to Fido here.

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The pubs close two days a year over here.

Today is one of them.

Cheers Jesus. Happy ******* Easter.

Could be worse.

The pubs here stay open to cater for those on their hols, 'hiking' up and down the High Street with two ski poles and a GPS/AWACS/GARMIN/ECM at hand in case they get lost between the pub and the car park lavvies.

"Er, what beers do you have?" they ask, standing in front of the row of pumps.

Yes, happy bloody Easter, Jesus.
 
There's always a silver lining, I bet your liver is doing cartwheels ;-)

Don't mind the pubs being closed but there's no horse racing !! Them little midget Noggin the Nogs who ride 'em have another feckin day off - lazy bassers already get Xmas Day as well.

That Jesus bloke is a miserable twat. Bet Mohammed and Allah wouldn't have stopped the racing.

Could be worse.

The pubs here stay open to cater for those on their hols, 'hiking' up and down the High Street with two ski poles and a GPS/AWACS/GARMIN/ECM at hand in case they get lost between the pub and the car park lavvies.

"Er, what beers do you have?" they ask, standing in front of the row of pumps.

Yes, happy bloody Easter, Jesus.

Huzzah! It's all back to normal.

Pubs are open, and the the little Noggin the Nogs (love that by the way Dicey) are getting stuck into some lettuce leaf and ryvita, ready for the off at Mallow and Musselburgh.

I'll be partaking of a couple of scoops of Liffey Water, whilst keeping an eye on the 3.50 at Musselburgh. Bronze Angel and Switzerland for the forecast.

C'mon Jesus, stop hanging about and enjoy your holiday.
 
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