Happy easter arrsers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, Apr 24, 2011.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    If you didnt get any eggs its because of this;

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    don't tell the bairns
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  3. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    It seems Fred and Rosemary are to blame;
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  4. So that's where mine went then....
    Never mind, at least the kids got theirs.
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  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    What do you call an anesthetized rabbit?

    An ether bunny!

    Happy Easter!!!!
    From Mr FMT
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  7. Now I know why the Easter Bunny didn't arrive plus the eggs that went down to half price went back up to full price, too slow again damn
  8. Ugly did you spit roast the bunny's body - I remember you like your BBQs.

    I've had the weirdest Easter - temperature is 22 degrees, after cooking a turkey and eating it on the decking in my garden. Now I know what it feels like to have Christmas turkey in Australia.

    My easter egg arrived on time and intact...until I took the steak basher to it. Dark chocolate with cranberries and pecans.
  9. You ate a Turkey to yourself, you dirty, ugly fat cunt.
  10. you should write greatings cards
  11. A Marks and Spencer egg prefer white chocolate myself only this years don't have buttons in them
  12. It was a toss up apparently which one to buy for 'she who must have chocolate fix at Easter' go for dark choco or the white choco. Very nice and I'm putting my order in for next year - white choco.

    Libya's rebels have had a nice Easter gift from Kuwait - wonder who's the Finance Minister and does he have a bank account?
  13. Eh?????.......