Happy Diwali

#1
Hope the festival of lights enlightens your home and heart with peace and serenity.

Happy Diwali



*It's the NAAFI, so awaits incoming*
 
#2
Your hope is a forlorn one, but thanks anyway.
 
#3
I shall celebrate by performing my morning ablutions in an open sewer filled with charred human remains.
 
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#6
Lovely festival too, so it is!



I did put the word out that I had 5 tonnes of bright and shiny lights that only required a lit flame to set them off, specially for the celebration, but sales are a little slow.
 
#7
My Moslem neighbour has just come home, I'll pop next door and wish him a happy Diwhatsitsname, just to give him something to be aggrieved about.
 

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#8
Bit non-descript. What are they? Tea lights? Claymores?
Hmm, good point. A sh*d-load of Cat. 3 and Cat. 4 pyrotechnics and fireworks. Bangs that put an extra bang in your bang.
 
#9
My Moslem neighbour has just come home, I'll pop next door and wish him a happy Diwhatsitsname, just to give him something to be aggrieved about.
Southall will be like a war zone tonight
 
#11
Living in NE Kentistan with it's huge population of Hindu, Sikh and Chav majorities I just can't wait for nightfall as the sky erupts with a million quids worth of cheap, dangerous explosive devices to terrify my dogs, damage my property and litter my garden with falling debris.

The believers of Hinduism may very well fashion sedate looking swastikas out of fragrant smelling tea lights whilst amusing their kids by launching rockets into the night sky, but the irony is that it falls on Guy Fawkes Night when swastika tatooed,, "paki" hating work dodgers spend their benefits on cheap cider and cheap fireworks to terrorise whoever is at the end of their badly aimed milk bottle launched device.

Happy Diwali & Guy Fawkes Night, fucking aim your devices at each other and may Darwinism prevail.
 

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#13
That is fucking disgusting.....
I don't suppose there's any point blaming it on the fact that they're impoverished and ignorant . . . . . after all, they're a nuclear power and have a very shiny aircraft carrier or two that cost quite a lot of money.

Mind you, have you seen New Orleans lately?
 
#15
I don't suppose there's any point blaming it on the fact that they're impoverished and ignorant . . . . . after all, they're a nuclear power and have a very shiny aircraft carrier or two that cost quite a lot of money.

Mind you, have you seen New Orleans lately?

If we hadn't got rid of New Labour, we'd have been like that in a few years. Still might be in years to come.
 
#17
Living in NE Kentistan with it's huge population of Hindu, Sikh and Chav majorities I just can't wait for nightfall as the sky erupts with a million quids worth of cheap, dangerous explosive devices to terrify my dogs, damage my property and litter my garden with falling debris.

The believers of Hinduism may very well fashion sedate looking swastikas out of fragrant smelling tea lights whilst amusing their kids by launching rockets into the night sky, but the irony is that it falls on Guy Fawkes Night when swastika tatooed,, "paki" hating work dodgers spend their benefits on cheap cider and cheap fireworks to terrorise whoever is at the end of their badly aimed milk bottle launched device.

Happy Diwali & Guy Fawkes Night, fucking aim your devices at each other and may Darwinism prevail.
Ditto, with the added attraction that the firemen have chosen this auspicious day to have a strike, the wankers. People will die if they go ahead with it; well more people than usually die. I hope someone torches their houses.

The swastika was a hindu good luck symbol for millenia before Adolf and his lot assumed copyright. Crack on, hindu chaps.
 
#18
Ditto, with the added attraction that the firemen have chosen this auspicious day to have a strike, the wankers. People will die if they go ahead with it; well more people than usually die. I hope someone torches their houses.

The swastika was a hindu good luck symbol for millenia before Adolf and his lot assumed copyright. Crack on, hindu chaps.
Onetap,

You are slightly behind the curve on this BBC News - London's Bonfire Night strike called off, union says

Shiny
 
#20
Dunno was the Thames ever really THAT bad? Where's bloody Baldrick when you need him? Need some 'geo-fizz' done rapido!
Well the whole place was pretty shitty if you read Dickens and a bit of social history.

People used to make a full time living off the bodies in the river and then the toilet situation for those who lived in halfway decent town houses was that you crapped in a bucket and threw it down into the cellar.

When the tide of shit reached the bottom of the door the 'dust' man came and shovelled it all out. This was done at night, so in almost total darkness and many dustmen, and particularly their labourers, died down there after being overcome with the fumes.

Something to think about as you pop down to admire the wine cellar in your listed Chelsea home!

For those without cellars, you just slung it out into the street.
 
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