HAPPY CHRISTMAS LADS!!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by pompey, Dec 17, 2005.

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  1. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: type Jedi


    God, I'm bored!!
     
  2. 307

    307 War Hero

    try show me your tits it works
     
  3. Their grasp of the English language seems to be a little lacking. They don't understand the following phrases:

    a. Show me your growler, love
    b. Clamjoust
    c. Which one of you does bum tricks?
    d. And a packet of pork scratchings please

    Great norks though.
     
  4. I told them to rub there tits together... It worked.


    Sadly 'Get me a glass of white wine you f*cking bitches' didn't work.
     
  5. cops

    monkey

    guns

    spank

    music

    cat

    dog

    fight

    i'm having a lot of fun with this...............................
     
  6. I am not sure it would be such a happy Christmas if you put "Violent" in front of ALL of the above!
     
  7. 307

    307 War Hero

    get me a pint of stella works a treat
     
  8. kiss and make up works too .... errr it was boredom that made me...
     
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Type in 'suck' - but make sure your speakers are turned up !
     
  10. 'Nurses' and 'Bend over' work a treat too.
     
  11. Why do they have bananas and cherries behind the bar?
     
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I can't understand why they didn't act on my suggestion involving a pineapple.
     
  13. "like my hoop" works, not quite what I expected, nice though all the same.