happy Christmas, cunts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tiny_lewis, Dec 25, 2012.

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  1. Happy Christmas

    May your children whinge and your turkey burn ;)


    (Bah sucking humbug)
  2. Same to you, you miserable git
  3. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    I'm so much of a cunt my nose bleeds once a month.

    Glad tidings to you Tiny Lewis!
  4. I don't have kids and I don't like turkey. Get fucked shorty.
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  5. Looks like someone didn't get a pony for Christmas.

    Errr........am I in the shit for mentioning 'pony'? Please be gentle with me Sluggy.
  6. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Where are the mods when you need them?

    At least 6 threads giving all types of yuletide greetings. Normally the mods lock the thread and give you a bollocking if you use the same noun twice in a post, let alone 6 threads all saying the same thing.

    The Christmas we get we deserve. (Apologies to Mr Lake)
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  7. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    "... and the three wise men brought gifts to our Saviour"... so where's the gold gone? OI! JOSEPH... come here... NOW!
  8. No house apes, and SWMBO says I've gotta burn a bird for the outlaws, niece and nephew plus assorted boy and girlfriends...not only that but a bio fucking turkey...€10 the kilo...
  9. Don't answer the door fuck em.
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  10. I've changed my mind. I want an alpaca now.

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  11. Merry christmas you sodding load of miserable twats, I hope santa's reindeer shit on your roof's.