I made it this far by being kind to myself. I do not smoke or drink. I am a complete vegetarian, I eat my "5 a day", i.e. I have completely healthy cereal for my breakfast, followed by raw carrots for a mid morning snack. For my lunch I have wheat free pasta salad with peppers and sweetcorn. For my dinner, I have steamed vegetables and
Ah fcuk it, I eat what I want, when I want.
Sirloin steak - yes please,
"How would you like that?"
"Just until it can't moo itself off the plate"
Chocolate? Just another wafer thin mint for me.
I cannot help myself when buying petrol,
"Number 3 please"
"20 Embassy No 1 Please"
"Would you like to put your pin number in, would you like cash back?"
I can't help it.
OK - I have to put the angel that is known as JuniorSlug to bed. There is no cure for Tourettes.
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