Happy Birthday Trans

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. 29 is not a bad age, and as I said, go shoplifting in Warrington - naked.

    You're not a bad bloke really Snuggles xxx
  2. Aye, Happy Birthday Bonny lad, you looked a lot older than 28 though, just thought I'd mention it.
  3. Happy Birthday 'Snuggles'

    Still getting counselling after you shared a bed with that nasty hermer Jarrod? (when you could have slept with a woman, or something that resembled one)
  4. I suggest Boots, Guard is easy to spot looks like Gary Glitter. Oh and happy birthday.
  5. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I know but based on the evidence I've stopped aging til I retire. I'll be looking GOOD inm my mid 40s...
  6. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    What would I want to nick in Boots??? Corn files and hair nets aren't my thing.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not what we heard!
  8. looks like snaily has resorted to arse licking to get a shag
  9. I heard that Trans has exceptionally low standards, so arse licking not required ;)
  10. Face creams to help keep a youthful look, top brand fragrances, digital cameras all sorts ya biff.
  11. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Ah! So everything in the "expensive shite I don't need/want" category :D

    If you'd suggested Waterstones I'd have been in there like MDN on Cheryl Cole.