Happy Birthday, RAF

#1
Happy Birthday to the RAF, and commiserations to the Army and RN for losing their brightest and best to create the most awesome fighting service the Country has ever had.
 
#3
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

Maybe a opportunity to post this yet again.

bovvy said:
An old favourite of mine:

"Unfortunately, you do indeed appear to have no discernible leadership qualities.
Furthermore, you seem to be overly cautious, timid and lacking in self confidence.
A career in the military may not be for you.
Have you thought about the RAF?"

By Sandmanfez :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
#4
Pip pip, what-ho chaps and hurrah for those magnificent men in their flying machines. And the birds of course, yes, definately the birds.
 
#5
Excognito said:
Happy Birthday to the RAF, and commiserations to the Army and RN for losing their brightest and best to create the most awesome fighting service the Country has ever had.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought that April Fools jokes were de trop after 12:00?
 
#6
Tax_Tw-t said:
Excognito said:
Happy Birthday to the RAF, and commiserations to the Army and RN for losing their brightest and best to create the most awesome fighting service the Country has ever had.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought that April Fools jokes were de trop after 12:00?
Well, they often fill me with awe. They're absolutely awful, in fact.
 
#7
bovvy said:
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

Maybe a opportunity to post this yet again.

bovvy said:
An old favourite of mine:

"Unfortunately, you do indeed appear to have no discernible leadership qualities.
Furthermore, you seem to be overly cautious, timid and lacking in self confidence.
A career in the military may not be for you.
Have you thought about the RAF?"

By Sandmanfez :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm sure it was merely meant to reinforce the point. By thinking about the RAF, the other party would instantly think about the Battle of Britain, Dambusters and the Amiens Prison bombing, and realize the importance of such qualities in the execution of warfare.
 
#8
Happy birthday to all crabs.

Except loadies.
 
#12
bovvy said:
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

April Fools Day originated in France, so it means Jack Shit, whereas the RAF prevented you from being reared as a Krout. :D
 
#14
Excognito said:
bovvy said:
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

Maybe a opportunity to post this yet again.

bovvy said:
An old favourite of mine:

"Unfortunately, you do indeed appear to have no discernible leadership qualities.
Furthermore, you seem to be overly cautious, timid and lacking in self confidence.
A career in the military may not be for you.
Have you thought about the RAF?"

By Sandmanfez :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm sure it was merely meant to reinforce the point. By thinking about the RAF, the other party would instantly think about the Battle of Britain, Dambusters and the Amiens Prison bombing, and realize the importance of such qualities in the execution of warfare.
And not forgetting the bombing of the Torrey Canyon (in which Napalm was used, even though the UK "had no stocks of Napalm and would never use it" according to an earlier govt diktat to the MOD).

Edited for twatish punctuation.
 
#16
CAARPS said:
Monty417 said:
bovvy said:
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

April Fools Day originated in France, so it means Jack Shit, whereas the RAF prevented you from being reared as a Krout. :D
What’s a Krout 8O
Slang for Kraut.
 
#17
Teutonic grout?
 
#20
Monty417 said:
CAARPS said:
Monty417 said:
bovvy said:
You saying the RAF was founded on April Fools Day?? *snigger*

April Fools Day originated in France, so it means Jack Shit, whereas the RAF prevented you from being reared as a Krout. :D
What’s a Krout 8O
Slang for Kraut.
I thought it was.

Living in France, I'm surrounded by Frugs. :)

Slang for frogs
 
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