HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESENT....................

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SkyMistress, Oct 10, 2006.

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    Happy birthday to PTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So any long legged women out there wanting to make his birthday wish complete????????????????

    trollydolly not eligable as she is only 5ft 1" and has extremely short legs
  2. I'm happily informed that "I would get it" from a long-legged lovely.

    Though I'm unsure what 'it' is :D

    edit: Just been informed 'it' is a birthday kiss......BAH!

    Thanks Trolly, you're the best xxx
  3. Only those owning their own gerbil (with nails clipped for preference) need apply. Preferential treatment will be given in the selection process to those ladies with no teeth.
  4. Happy Birthday PTP. Remember, you're only as young as the women you feel.
  5. happy birthday to you
    happy birthday to you
    tomatoes and stew!

  6. Happy Birthday mate!

    How old are you ya old barsteward??!!!!
  7. Very old. But hey , I look good for it :D
  8. Happy Birthday
  9. Happy bday PTP - Glad to see I share my birthday with such fine gentleman as your good self.

    Have a drink on me.

    Offer is stricly limited to one drink per birthday boy. Offer valid until 1800hrs on 10th October. Cash value £0.000001
  10. lets just hope its not an oap PTP
    Many happy returns old stick!
  11. If I say that I like short chicks, can I book you in advance, to 'make my birthday wish complete', when it's my birthday?

    Happy Birthday PTP, you have to tell us how old you are. I bet you're so old that you stink of wee. :D
  12. Have a good drinkies PTP

    Gillylady :compress:
  13. Never mind that , what time can you get up here? :D
  14. Yes, but what you forgot to mention was the long-legged lovely was sarajane! :roll:

    Happy birthday PTP. :D
  15. :heart: H A P P Y :heart: B I R T H D A Y :heart: P T P :heart:

    love and hugs......... xXx :*