Not a single one of you miserable snot gobblers got me a pressie or even a lousy card.... stingy sh1ts.
All except Cait....... she sent me a fcuking awesome Scalextric. Thankyou!!
Relief amongst the usual dull family stuff clothes, practical stuff and more dullness, then TNT deliver a big box and a rude card... Much to the trouts annoyance its set up in the lounge and haven't left it alone
Next year squeeze yourself in the box and to keep postage down remove nearly all yoru clothes, just leaving black thong and a pair of horny heels