Happy Birthday MDN

#21
lancslad said:
SnapDragon said:
Nobody is THAT old 8O

Hapyy birthday old git :D
I beg to differ 1972 was a vintage year 8)

MDN - if you were over here in p*ssing wet S'pore I think a suitable venue for a beer or two would be the "4 floors of whores". DB may be able to confirm its aptness :D

lancslad
But would MDN choose Top Ten or Crazy Horse?! 8O :twisted: :lol:
 
#22
DozyBint said:
lancslad said:
SnapDragon said:
Nobody is THAT old 8O

Hapyy birthday old git :D
I beg to differ 1972 was a vintage year 8)

MDN - if you were over here in p*ssing wet S'pore I think a suitable venue for a beer or two would be the "4 floors of whores". DB may be able to confirm its aptness :D

lancslad
But would MDN choose Top Ten or Crazy Horse?! 8O :twisted: :lol:
the "girls" in Crazy Horse are stunning - guaranteed 'back-door' action :twisted:

lancslad
 
#27
:D

Happy birthday you fooking Diesel Pigeon; and no you are not capable of shitting on me from a great height (although you probably have the desire) you Gonzo porn loving, Wattisham in-bred, allergic to women yet keen on homeless men type W&nker!

I thought about buying you a pressie, but felt you would only turn it to some sort of nefarious use. As such I have spent the money on something worthwhile!

I would be happy to donate to Sgt Slingsby though; providing you promise not to spend the donation on your starfish habit! PM me...

You could use your birthday thread as a Sgt Slingsby cash trawl. The day will not be ruined then...
 
#28
Happy Birthday!

33 though? Feeling draughts on the back of your neck yet?
 
#30
Oh, Hell.. I'll add my condolences to the list. MDN.. When you were disguised as leonard on the old jargon you actually made me laugh once or twice so I guess you're human...

I'm I the only one who noticed that " 33 " looks like two asses bumping together? Seems appropriate for MDN...

33 b*gger it.. been 22 years since I was there..why, back in my day.. I remember.. .well...um .. I don't actually...

May you burn out more than your quota of brain cells in a good glass of Isle of Jura..Happy birthday

[ harumph.. bet this whole thread is just a send up to get people to insult MDN and nothing else - good on the one who thought it up - the tosser needs a good dressing down ]
 
#31
Happy Birthday you old wnacker!! :D

Lets see if your extra maturity will calm you down a little.

I have sent you the following presents,( wrapped up in blueys so they prob wont get to you!)

A brand new edition of collins english dictionary.
An american to english dictionary so you can understand when your mate ctauch is pm'ing you.
A pair of reading spectacles so you can read the utter shite you tend to post. :wink: (and that of others)
A broadband to dial up connection (now that you are older you will need to take things slower!)
My poo incrusted batman Y-front under crackers(incase Caits have lost their smell)
And finally a fifth hand addition of razzle of which you can only see one page due to the added glue 8O

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :twisted:
 
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#32
cait said:
As its MDNs Birthday today folks... so I thought I'd take the opportunity to say a few words about our RHM.

Yes... 43 years ago today Mrs Dohnut Senior was laid with her legs wrapped round her ears introducing MDN into the world.... the events of his birth are some what confessed.. some say the midwife slapped his mum instead of the new bundle, others may argue that she should have been bludgeoned with the after birth for spawning him.
And, lest we forget, the happy event took place in Wales... so happy birthday, Mighty Dai Nut, look you.
 
#33
mooch said:
A brand new addition of collins english dictionary.
And finally a fifth hand addition of razzle of which you can only see one page due to the addded glue 8O :twisted:
I hope the dictionary was a BOGOF offer so you can learn to spell "edition" mooch :roll:
 
#35
happy birthday you kakpipe cosmonaut...33 I have wheelspins in my knackers older then you
 
#36
Fecking hell, you stopped shagging Corps for a minute to write that, or is his head banging it out for you as you feck his rusty sheriffs badge :wink:
 
#37
You're practically Oz's twin! Except he's younger.

It also means you are both full of bull.......

The Bull
April 21 to May 21
Traditional
Taurus Traits


Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving

On the dark side....

Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy

The Taurean's characteristics are solidity, practicality, extreme determination and strength of will - no one will ever drive them, but they will willingly and loyally follow a leader they trust. They are stable, balanced, conservative good, law-abiding citizens and lovers of peace, possessing all the best qualities of the bourgeoisie. As they have a sense of material values and physical possessions, respect for property and a horror of falling into debt, they will do everything in their power to maintain the security of the status quo and be somewhat hostile to change.

Mentally, they are keen-witted and practical more often than intellectual, but apt to become fixed in their opinions through their preference for following accepted and reliable patterns of experience. Their character is generally dependable, steadfast, prudent, just, firm and unshaken in the face of difficulties. Their vices arise from their virtues, going to extremes on occasion,such as sometimes being too slavish to the conventions they admire.

On rare occasions a Taurean may be obstinately and exasperatingly self-righteous, unoriginal, rigid, ultraconservative, argumentative, querulous bores, stuck in a self-centered rut. They may develop a brooding resentment through nursing a series of injuries received and, whether their characters are positive or negative, they need someone to stroke their egos with a frequent, "Well Done!" Most Taureans are not this extreme though.

They are faithful and generous friends with a great capacity for affection, but rarely make friends with anyone outside their social rank, to which they are ordinarily excessively faithful. In the main, they are gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If they are provoked, however, they can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which they seem to lose all self-control. Equally unexpected are their occasional sallies into humor and exhibitions of fun.

Although their physical appearance may belie it, they have a strong aesthetic taste, enjoying art, for which they may have a talent, beauty (recoiling from anything sordid or ugly) and music. They may have a strong, sometimes unconventional, religious faith. Allied to their taste for all things beautiful is a love for the good things of life pleasure, comfort, luxury and good food and wine and they may have to resist the temptation to over indulgence, leading to drunkenness, gross sensuality, and covetousness.
 
#39
dui-lai said:
Fecking hell, you stopped shagging Corps for a minute to write that, or is his head banging it out for you as you feck his rusty sheriffs badge :wink:
The latter...you jealous :D

signed corps
 
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