Happy Birthday MDN

#1
As its MDNs Birthday today folks... so I thought I'd take the opportunity to say a few words about our RHM.

Yes... 43 years ago today Mrs Dohnut Senior was laid with her legs wrapped round her ears introducing MDN into the world.... the events of his birth are some what confessed.. some say the midwife slapped his mum instead of the new bundle, others may argue that she should have been bludgeoned with the after birth for spawning him.

I could go on about what a great guy he is, an achiever, how he would do anything for anybody but I know you lot recognize the smell of bullshit.

MDN has confessed allot of his most embarrassing stories on arrrse... like the time he followed through in the chippy & the sh.it ran down his leg into his flip flops... or lagging his pants on blonde things sofa.

Being his birthday I only think its right that we share a couple more....

Has anybody else heard the story about him coming home shit faced & waking the other half up... when she peered over the top of the bed sheets she saw him squatting in the corner of the room laying a cable! When she shrieked at him he tried to hide it but in the confusion ended up standing in it & walking it round the house? :D

Or that as a teenager he used to rub his c.ock in a water bottle to have a wank?

Should i mention what he did whilst wearing a thong in a empty house.....??? :lol:

Happy Bithday MDN :D
 
#2
33 I'm 33 you horror!!!!!!

all the rest is however, true :oops:

WHERES MY FCUKING PRESSIES, YOU MISERABLE SHOWER???
 
#3
Mighty_doh_nut said:
33 I'm 33 you horror!!!!!!

all the rest is however, true :oops:
In the words of my 4 year old god daughter "you're nearly dead!" :lol:

Many Happy Returns you old fooker :wink:
 
#4
Hell, a birthday's a birthday whoever's it is. Have a great one MDN - I'll try not to post any shyte all day :lol:
 
#8
Happy Birthday MDN :D

Hopefully you get what you wished for :wink:
 
#10
Why the feck should we celebrate the birth of some inbred closet teabagger with poor sphyncter control? You all KNOW he's really a 16 year old girl called Veronica acting out her army/faecal fantasies on this good site. She couldn't even chose a decent regt/corps to belong to. Frickin door gunner my arrse - she works in McDonalds and until last week she only had one star on her name badge, and that got revoked because she caught her tongue in the till while trying to serve two egg mcmuffins to some squaddies on the 303.

Happy birthday? I shit you daily MDN.
 
#12
Happy birthday...33 !

enjoy you twisted mentalist !!
 
#13
mizkrissi said:
Hopefully you get what you wished for :wink:
Nope, not yet, but I will :D

Saying that my wishes are a little extreme and perverse.

RTFQ... I'm moved mate.... you have me down as a far greater acheiver than I am.. the lone star was slightly out of reach....... I was fired for licking the Gherkins
 
#14
Mighty_doh_nut said:
RTFQ... I'm moved mate.... you have me down as a far greater acheiver than I am.. the lone star was slightly out of reach....... I was fired for licking the Gherkins
I fcuking love you gumbo
 
#15
RTFQ said:
I fcuking love you gumbo
I'm a loveable fella........ perhaps we could rub bottoms over a glass of cherryade?
 
#17
Happy Birthday MDN....... If Lyndie England wasn't going to jail she could be over here making all your birthday wishes come true :)
 
#18
SnapDragon said:
Nobody is THAT old 8O

Hapyy birthday old git :D
I beg to differ 1972 was a vintage year 8)

MDN - if you were over here in p*ssing wet S'pore I think a suitable venue for a beer or two would be the "4 floors of whores". DB may be able to confirm its aptness :D

lancslad
 
#20
33! 8O What did you get in the way of pressies, incontinence shreddies, a gift box of Werthers Originals and a subscription to Stairlift Monthly? :wink:

Happy birthday you old reprobate and thanks for all the laughs.
 
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