Happy Birthday Ma'am?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Apr 21, 2011.

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  1. Not looked at the entire site today.......

    But I see no mention of Brenda's birthday anywhere.Forgetting the Gaffer's 85th birthday is a very poor show chaps.
  2. When she decides to drag her arrse to a PC and wish me a Happy Birthday.....I'll reciprocate.
  3. Who cares ?

    I firmly believe Peter Dow has the right idea about the Royal Family
  4. You mean you agree the Queen is responsible for the Dunblane massacre?
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We know where your Mum stashes her drugs, hippy. And that child porn that has just uploaded onto your laptop? Dont make any plans for the weekend would be my advice.

    Happy Birthday Lillibet. We cant make it round with the cheese scones this weekend on account of me Mum who used to make them died two years ago. Shame you couldnt make it to the funeral. We got a special seat for you in all. Give my best to Phil and Wingnut and see you up Wester Ross in September, yah?
  6. A day late but Happy Birthday Your Majesty! I hope and pray that HM will be in the tricky position of whether or not to send herself a telegram on her 100th birthday.

    As for Milliband, real or the twerpish poster, I hope and pray that a severe accident followed by a long, incurable and painful disease strikes them both: such as 'Belief in Socialism'.
  7. I can't imagine she reads this.
  8. Yes I fookin' do...............!!!!!!